| Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady
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| Bloody thorns 'round his ears like he was a crazy
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| He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine
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| Crushed a berry in his perrier and called it wine
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| He said, «there's great sadness in life, but don’t sit there and blub:
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| Here’s some tickets for your friends to the jesus stag night club!»
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| I can’t remember where i was last night
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| Think i was hanging naked off a church spire
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| Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
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| Felt like i was jesus on fire
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| Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
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| I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar
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| Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
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| Drove myself home in a stolen car
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| Turn a bird upside down and it lies in your fingers like a dead man
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| When you throw it in the air it’s resurrected from your hand
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| We went to a motel, he showed me his bible
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| I said, «tell me the truth,» while he looked me in the eyeball
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| He said, «there's great happiness in life but don’t just sit there in love:
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| Here’s some tickets for your friends to the jesus stag night club!»
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| I can’t remember where i was last night
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| Think i was getting on a night bus
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| Lyin' on the laps of my good friends
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| Judas priest and lazarus
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| I’m getting married in the big bad morning
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| But it feels like i’m giving birth
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| I feel so happy i could scream
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| «this is my last few seconds on earth»
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| Saw a man in the street lying on the floor beaten up
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| He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow m coffee cup
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| I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up
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| But when i turned around i could see… it was jesus…
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| I can’t remember where i was last night
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| Think i was hanging on a church spire
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| Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
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| Felt like i was jesus on fire
|
| Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
|
| I begged my dad to take me to a strip bar
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| Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
|
| Drove myself home in a stolen car
|
| I can’t remember where i was last night
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| Think i was getting on a night bus
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| Lyin' on the laps of my good friends
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| Judas priest and lazarus
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| I’m getting married in the big bad morning
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| But it feels like i’m giving birth
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| I feel so happy i could scream
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| «this is my last few seconds on earth!» |