| My creator
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| My creator, my creator, my… creator
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| Yah!
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| My creator, my creator
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| My creator, my creator, my… creator
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| Yah!
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| My creator said I’mma forever love ya
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| Through the good and the bad and the ugly
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| My creator dun’t never hold grudges
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| My creator only one could ever judge me
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| My creator of conscious was here first
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| If I’m not conscious the universe was birth
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| My favorite plant in the dirt
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| But how that make something illegal that grow up out the earth?
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| My creator, my creator
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| Did you ever get the prayers?
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| A few of us just had a couple questions for ya
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| A few of us just wanna ask you for a favor
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| My creator you gon' sit around and watch?
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| My creator you can make all of this stop
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| You ever notice for a second we in trouble?
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| You probably think that we all just a bunch of fuck ups
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| If you was human, what would be your skin color?
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| Why you let them take MJ from us?
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| Why you ain’t tell MLK take cover?
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| My creator I’m really starting to wonder
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| My creator
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| My creator, my creator, my creator, my… creator
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| My creator, my, my creator
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| My creator, my creator, my… creator
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| Yah!
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| Oh shit, this like the part in The Matrix when he take the red pill and he wake
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| up and go ape shit
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| They told us we evolved on some ape shit
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| But I guarantee ya Charles Darwin was a Mason, damn
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| They like you humans so peculiar
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| You just appeared after a big bang of gas and started fumin' together to make
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| life
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| Don’t need to think twice
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| There’s nothin' bout you special. |
| You basically sand mites
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| On this tiny fuckin' speck of dirt called Earth
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| The only sign of life in the entire Universe
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| Oh and every star’s a billion, trillion miles away
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| So how the fuck we got a picture of the Milky Way?
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| Bam
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| My fellow Americans, we have just discovered a new planet
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| Uhh. |
| Although we spent dozens and dozens of years researching and billions and
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| billions of tax payers money researching space and exploring space science,
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| we just saw this planet. |
| We overlooked it. |
| It was hiding behind a blackhole or
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| something, I don’t know. |
| But. |
| but, uhh. |
| here, he- here are the images
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| Where are the images? |
| You got the images?
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| So, here, here are the images clearly as you can see
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| It’s about 8 light years away. |
| Uh. |
| how do we have pictures?
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| Uh. |
| We have, we have super fast, we have million mile internet.
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| Faster than anything Earth has seen, but we just use it for to explore space
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| Uh. |
| but I tell ya, yanno you can look at these pictures yourself
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| We got all the planets. |
| Uh. |
| but theres nothing out there
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| I mean, HA! |
| I tell ya, there’s nothing out there
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| Yanno we’re gonna keep spending money and keep looking
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| We’re gonna keep sending cameras into space
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| We’re gonna keep sending fucking astronauts into space
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| We’re going to keep going out there and keep sending back CGI
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| Pictures — I mean, cough cough…
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| We’re gonna keep sending back pictures
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| Just to let you guys know you’re alone
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| You’re alone
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| And you’re insignificant creatures
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| Signing off |