| Fuckin' science
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| Fu-fuckin' science, bro
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| Labcoat, check, goggles, check
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| Nodules, check
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| Fu-fu-fu-fu-fuckin' science, bro
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| Hi-yah lads! |
| Welcome to science class
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| Bob quit writin' raps in your log sheet, nobody’s gon' sign your ass
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| Okay let’s get scientific
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| Fossil fuels come from years and years of bio-decomposition
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| It’s really just scientific
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| Why didn’t all the fossils turn to oil?
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| Some did, some didn’t
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| Anyway…
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| Didn’t Rockerfeller pay the scientists off the year of the Geneva Convention?
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| Wait? |
| What was that?
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| You wanna come up here in front of class?
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| What? |
| You wanna teach?
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| You really think you’re smarter than me?
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| No sir, sit down
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| Here’s your homework on the atom bomb and the World War
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| How it affected us then and now
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| Well uh… I seen the footage and uh, I really just want some answers
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| How does someone film an atomic bomb and it doesn’t destroy the camera?
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| I mean…
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| I was just…
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| BRO!
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| Bro, I’m just sayin'… I don’t know
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| Fu-fuckin' science, bro
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| Labcoat, check, goggles, check
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| Nodules, check
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| Fu-fu-fu-fu-fuckin' science, bro
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| Welcome to history, we evolved from neanderthalsThat is no mystery!
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| Well why are there no monkey fossils anywhere?
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| What, are you kidding me?!
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| I’m just sayin'… I just
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| Shoulda learned that way back in elementary
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| Man this nigga don’t know what the fuck he talkin' about
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| I have a diploma, do you have a diploma?
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| Or a learning disorder?
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| My wife is a lawyer, we both have a daughter
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| She’s doin' fine with the things that we taught her
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| Yeah I’m just usin' the scientific method
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| Did we evolve from electronical boy or homo erectus?
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| And all of the fossilized footprints in the fossil records
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| Don’t show a line of thrust, that’s not consistent with compression
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| What the fuck did he just say?
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| Yeah, okay smartass
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| This is real knowledge, save all that hippie shit for art class
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| It’s really startin' to bug me on this one
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| Gonna have to trust me on this one
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| I have done the studies on this one
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| You’re a little rusty on this one
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| I mean why can’t you just answer my question on the subject?
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| It’s not in the fuckin' book
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| It’s not up for discussion
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| Science, I fuckin' love science!
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| I fuckin' love science!
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| I love science
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| Labcoat, check, goggles, check
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| Nodules, check
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| Fu-fu-fu-fu-fuckin' science, bro
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| Damn, must have been a hell of them stegosauruses
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| Over a century burnin' fossil fuels, still ain’t no shortages
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| I ain’t sayin' I’m Neo, but I’m nothin' short of a morpheus
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| Fuck, thought this was a globe, I gotta check my coordinates
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| You can blame my disorderly conduct on my subordinance
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| If it ain’t no Coriolis who’s to blame for New Orleans?
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| Why the poorest people always get extorted by corporate giants
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| We don’t boycott, we buy in and I find it unfortunate, yeah
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| Me plus you plus her plus her, that’s four (Math!)
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| Bring your worst and I’m gon' bring much more
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| Leave your nerves, your skirt, both at the door
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| In case you didn’t know
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| Fuckin' science bro!
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| Well Earth shine is much brighter than moonshine
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| Fu-fuckin' science, bro
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| Labcoat, check (moonshine)
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| Goggles, check (moonshine)
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| Nodules, check (moonshine)
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| Fuckin' (moonshine)
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| How many fingers am I holdin' up?
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| Come and compete him if you’re bold enough
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| No Bobby Ray don’t give an ounce of fuck
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| Your team is weak, you beat your bouncer up
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| Student loans await you all! |
| God I hate my life. |
| Hey you! |
| You! |
| Stop making out!
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| I know your mother, Susan! |
| I’m gonna tell Susan about this! |
| Debrah!
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| Is that coke???
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| I’m Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch! |