| Hey, fellas, yes you fellas, listen to me
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| I got somethin' to tell you
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| And I want you to listen to every word
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| And govern yourselves accordingly
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| Now, you see these girls with these fine diamonds
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| Fine furs and fine clothes
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| Well, they’re lookin' for a husband
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| And you’re listening to a man who knows
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| They ain’t foolin', and if you fool around with them
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| You’re gonna get yourself a schoolin'
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| Now listen, if she saves you dough
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| And won’t go to the show, beware
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| If she’s easy to kiss and won’t resist
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| Beware, I said beware
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| If you go for a walk
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| And she listens while you talk
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| She’s tryin' to hook you
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| Ain’t nobody lookin' she asks you to taste her cookin'
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| Don’t do it, don’t do it
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| And if you go for a show
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| And she wants to sit back in the back row
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| Bring her down front, bring her home down front
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| If you wanna go for a snack
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| And she wanna sit in a booth in the back
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| Beware, brother
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| And listen, if she’s used to caviar and fine silk
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| And when you go out with her
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| She want a hot dog and a malted milk
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| She’s trying to get you brother
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| If you’re used to goin' to Carnegie hall
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| But when you take her out night clubbing
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| All she wants one meatball
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| You better take it easy, take it easy
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| If she grabs your hand and says
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| «Darling, you’re such a nice man»
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| Beware, I’m telling you
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| Should I tell 'em a little more?
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| Tell 'em a little more? |
| Alright
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| You better listen to me 'cause
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| I’m telling you what’s being put down
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| And you better be up on it
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| If her sister calls your brother
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| You better get further
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| I’m telling you, you gotta watch it
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| You better get on
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| And if she’s acting kind of wild, and says
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| «Darling, give me a trial»
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| Don’t you do it, don’t be weak, don’t give it to her
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| And if she smiles in your face
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| And just melts into place
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| Let her melt, forget it, let her melt
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| Should I tell 'em a little more?
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| Tell 'em everything? |
| Alright
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| Now listen, if she calls you on the phone, and says
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| «Darling, are you all alone? |
| «Tell her, «No, I’ve got two or three women with me»
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| Don’t pay no attention to women
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| Stand up for your right, be a man, be a man
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| Are you listening? |
| Are you listening?
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| Put on that step and listen to me
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| If you turn out the lights and she don’t fight
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| That’s the end, it’s too late now
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| She’s got you hooked, you might as well stick with her
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| Should I tell 'em a little more?
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| Give 'em a little more? |
| Alright
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| If you get home about two
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| And don’t know what to do
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| You pull back the curtains
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| And the whole family’s looking at you
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| Get your business straight
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| Set the date, don’t be late, yeah
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| Brother, beware, beware, beware
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| Brother, you better beware |