Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Kirby vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar, artist - Azia
Date of issue: 30.01.2022
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Kirby vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar |
Hi, I’m Kirby! |
Journeyed from the Planet Popstar |
I’ll add a dash of protein, throw this insect in my pot |
Start to mix it, when I spit it’s like Down B, my bars will drop hard |
Yeah, I’ve been popping villains, man, I feel just like a rockstar! |
I stop hearts with the flows that I’m coming with |
Spitting so sweet, yeah, I know you can stomach it |
Your book’s made for kids just to help them read? |
Only letters you’re teaching are LSD |
Were your badly made scribbles all drafted by children |
Too vastly illiterate to handle your gimmick? |
Like Galactus, I’ll swallow up planets and spit ‘em |
The most you can ruin is a family picnic |
You’re just another level I will leave beat (Leave beat!) |
Mama told me to eat my Green Greens (Green Greens!) |
Maybe quit chompin' on the sweet things (Sweet things!) |
‘Cause your only power’s diabetes (‘Betes!) |
I’ll need less than seven days to leave this little pest erased, yet |
All it’ll take is the butt of my shoe and this caterpillar won’t need to play |
dead |
In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf |
Then, a hungry little caterpillar awoke to eat this beat |
Check it! |
I educate tykes on the basics |
Takin' takin' takin' 8 bites out of 8-bit |
If you wanna be the same size my fame is |
Wake up, ‘cause you’re in a bigger DreamLand than your game is |
Start a fight with all six of these hands? |
I’m fly with the DeDeDe raps |
I don’t need a power-up to burn this loser |
Your home is a nightmare and you’re… Furby Krueger? |
Very Hungry Caterpillar, when it comes to raps, I’m iller |
Creepy crawler’s keeping baller and I’ll munch this track for dinner |
Smooth like butter and I’m flyest in the room |
I rapped harder than you when I was spinning my cocoon |
Built like a peach, I could tear through |
But, I won’t eat bubblegum that’s already chewed up |
Stole my biting just to go and restore it |
Call you John Kirby, I’m ‘bout to take you to court, kid! |
I kill a beat like I’m Triple D, intercontinental legacy |
For decades I’ve been nibbling my little leaf |
My job is to educate the toddlers to pick the green |
Fifty million sales; |
that’s my Copy Ability |
Your poor taste conquers the gourmet chomper |
You’re pretty fat for a platform-based hopper |
Chewing on the sequels ‘til your vision got lost (Nom!) |
Even Sakurai could tell that this ball dropped |
You must be on Crystal Shards, yo |
‘Cause even Eric Carle knows |
This consumerist will get booted quick |
When I bring out the Marx flows |
Your art shows you’re not so special |
See bundles of paper all stitched together? |
Please |
You can bite me where that creepy sun doesn’t shine |
Mr. Not-So-Human-Centipede |
Too crappy to mimic, your lifespan is squat |
If I tried to suck you up, I’d die on the spot |
I solely survived World of Light before God |
Even let there be light in your Bible-themed plot |
If this caterpillar wants to craft this filler |
Then catch me on the streets leaving holes ‘til you’re dead |
‘Cause when I fire rhymes Right Back at Ya |
The USA will have to censor me again |
Dudes that wrote your plot? |
Musta been drugged up, man |
So I’m smokin' ya Alice in Wonderland |
You may be fulfilling to gaming beginners but catering to kids? |
I’m the pillar! |
I’ve heard your vacuum cleaner flows and I can tell they suck |
Now you’re just another Kirby that is left collecting dust (What!) |
Looks like the cycle of life for Kirby’s reached a full stop |
‘Cause he just got destroyed on the mic |
Call that a Kirbstomp! |
(Oh!) |