| So you came to L.A. with a dime and a dream
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| Say you wanna be a name on the Hollywood scene
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| You wanna party with the stars, do coke on a yacht
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| But you gotta learn the rules and shit, there’s a lot like
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| Never do heroin and never do meth
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| Never go to parties below Sunset
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| Never drink anything below 10 grand
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| Never suck dick unless the money’s in his hands
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| Never fuck Sheen and don’t do porn
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| Never wear anything already worn
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| Never get caught in a poor man’s car
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| You can leave L.A., but don’t go far
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| Don’t go to the beach, unless there’s drugs
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| Don’t fuck waiters and don’t fuck thugs
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| Don’t get a boob job or marry famous
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| Don’t do drugs that are intravenous
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| Do get tested, stay protected
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| Please stay smart, don’t get arrested
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| If you want a job, go socialize
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| Don’t eat, don’t sleep and don’t ask why
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| You’re gonna be the next big thing
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream |
| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| You’re gonna be the next big thing
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| Get all the numbers that you can
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| When you meet someone famous, don’t say you’re a fan
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| Don’t turn down gifts or any jobs
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| Don’t shit where you eat, don’t talk to the mobs
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| Say yes to blow, say yes to X
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| Say yes to directors that ask for sex
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| Don’t go to castings or open calls
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| Don’t turn to the camera and break the fourth wall
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| Do get fillers, and plump your pout
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| If the music’s loud, go outside, don’t shout
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| And don’t go down without a cause
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| Don’t tell anybody about your flaws
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| Don’t talk to the magazines
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| And don’t get suggestions on your very first scene
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| This L.A. life ain’t for the moral
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| So you gotta be ready for tons of oral
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| You’re gonna be the next big thing
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| You’re gonna be the next big thing |
| Sign your name on the dotted line
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| As long as you listen, you’ll do fine
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| Sign your name on the dotted line
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| As long as you listen, you’ll do fine
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| You’re gonna be the next big thing
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
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| You’re gonna be the next big thing |