| Oh my god
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| Do not look, but that guy has a crack pipe and it’s out right now
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| He’s beckoning toward us
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| Don’t drop the subway map, bitch
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| If you drop the subway map, we’re never gonna get outta Queens
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| What’s poppin' in the BK, Prospect Expressway
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| Fuck that museum shit unless it’s first Saturday
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| Bitches be in Bushwick, they all live in Bushwick
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| They all love Bushwick but I say «FUCK DAT SHIT»
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| Pull over by the Burg
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| Hipster pussy market
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| Feelin' on these vegans despite the smell of armpits
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| The skinny ones are artists, it’s obvious they starving
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| Your shit art don’t pay bills it eats Ramen
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| New York City Bitch, that’s where I come from
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| Not where I moved to on Mom and Dad’s trust fund
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| New York City bitch, that’s how I’m rolling
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| You out-of-state fakes get your iPad stolen
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| What exactly is in Red Hook, aside from Ikea
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| Can I take a train there? |
| No idea
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| Traffic on Atlantic, bitches stay alien
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| Yo peep that mess Jay-Z call a stadium
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| Uptown bro-fest, 20-something douchebags
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| «Let's get a pint bro, yo where the skanks at?»
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| East Village poppin', college kids coppin'
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| Drank too much now the IVs droppin'
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| West Fourth pizza, stop in front of Joe’s
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| Chillin' with the lezzies outside of the Cubbyhole
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| Ave of the Americas, driving in the bike lane
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| Sloppy ass bitches coming out of the PATH train
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| Bitch, where your pants at? |
| It’s 25 degrees out
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| You eatin' nachos on the block with your pussy out
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| Queensbridge Projects, Long Island City
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| Forest motherfuckin' Hills, bitch, get shitty
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| New York City Bitch, that’s where I come from
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| Not where I moved to on Mom and Dad’s trust fund
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| New York City bitch, that’s how I’m rolling
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| You out-of-state fakes get your iPad stolen
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| No I’m not from Flushing, I wonder why you think that
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| Citi Field, bitch, where the overpriced drinks at
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| What’s poppin' in the Bronx, Third Avenue Bridge
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| All the tranny hookers on the point get it in
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| Blunts in the whip, now we got the munchies
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| I wonder if the corner store still sell loosies
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| New York City Bitch, that’s where I come from
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| Not where I moved to on Mom and Dad’s trust fund
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| New York City bitch, that’s how I’m rolling
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| You out-of-state fakes get your iPad stolen
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| Bitch
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| Oh my god, oh my god. |
| Wait, there’s…
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| Okay, okay
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| To your right, there’s this Asian girl, she has two live chickens in cages,
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| she just punched a man for a subway seat, and she is coming toward us
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| This is Awkwafina, bitch. |
| I just stole yo iPad and now I’ma sell it to buy more
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| live chickens |