Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Double Ahhnold, artist - Austrian Death Machine. Album song Double Brutal, in the genre Date of issue: 28.09.2009
Record label: Metal Blade Records
Song language: English
Double Ahhnold |
| Answer Machine: Hi, you’ve reached Tim Lambesis. |
| I’m not here right now, |
| so leave me a message |
| Arnie 1: Hello there. |
| How are you? |
| I was thinking about double brutal and |
| realized, we need to get started writing songs now! |
| Come meet me at the graphic |
| arts class room so we can practice. |
| Arnie 2: Wait, wait, wait, hello? |
| hello who is this? |
| You are not the real |
| Arnold. |
| I am the real Arnold. |
| Arnie 1: No! |
| You are not! |
| You’re my clone running round trying to be me. |
| Arnie 2: Of course I’m the real Arnold you idiot. |
| I’m at Tims house standing |
| right next to him when he answered the phone. |
| I know you. |
| I heard you about you |
| being mr funny guy with your jokes and all that about being the gummy bear of |
| Caligornia and working out and your song titles. |
| Well its not funny anymore! |
| Arnie 1: Thats what an identical clone would say. |
| Prove it. |
| You sound like an |
| old man! |
| Arnie 2: Of course I sound older than you you idiot! |
| I’m 62 year old and |
| totally angry! |
| urgh you sound like me when I was 18. I see Tim standing right |
| over there. |
| You know that that girly man with his long hair and his colourful |
| tattoos right aha ha ha ha … exactly! |
| Arnie 1: There’s only room for one. |
| And I am the real Arnold! |
| Arrgh! |
| Arnie 2: Oh Stop it! |
| I will crush you! |
| Arnie 1: You are nothing! |
| Arnie 2: I will burn your eyes out with my schtogi you idiot! |
| uugh! |
| Arnie 1: Drinking choir boy! |
| Arnie 2: Come hear me! |
| Hear me now! |
| Rhaarr! |