Lyrics Dance: Ten; Looks: Three - Audrey Landers

Dance: Ten; Looks: Three

Dance, ten
Looks, three
And I’m still on unemployment
Dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain’t it, kid
That ain’t it, kid
«Dance, ten
Looks, three,»
It’s like to die!
Left the theater and
Called the doctor for
My appointment to buy
Tits and ass
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derrier
Did the nose with it
All that goes with it
Tits and ass!
Had th bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I’m getting national tours!
Tits and ass won’t get you jobs
Unless they’re yours
Didn’t cost a fortune neither
Didn’t hurt my sex life either
Flat and sassy
I would get the strays and losers
Beggars really can’t be choosers
That ain’t it, kid
That ain’t it, kid
Fixed the chassis
«How do you do!»
Life turned into an
Endless medley
Of «Gee, it had to be you!»
Why?
Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone’s there
You have got 'em, hey
Top to bottom, hey
It’s a gas!
Just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas and you’re fine!
Tits and ass can change your life
They sure changed mine
Have it all done
Honey, take my word
Grab a cab, c’mon
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For
Tits and ass
Orchestra and balcony
What they want is whatcha see
Keep the best of you
Do the rest of you
Pits or class
I have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and ass
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed my life!