Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dance: Ten; Looks: Three, artist - Audrey LandersDate of issue: 31.12.1984
Song language: English
Dance: Ten; Looks: Three |
| Dance, ten |
| Looks, three |
| And I’m still on unemployment |
| Dancing for my own enjoyment |
| That ain’t it, kid |
| That ain’t it, kid |
| «Dance, ten |
| Looks, three,» |
| It’s like to die! |
| Left the theater and |
| Called the doctor for |
| My appointment to buy |
| Tits and ass |
| Bought myself a fancy pair |
| Tightened up the derrier |
| Did the nose with it |
| All that goes with it |
| Tits and ass! |
| Had th bingo-bongos done |
| Suddenly I’m getting national tours! |
| Tits and ass won’t get you jobs |
| Unless they’re yours |
| Didn’t cost a fortune neither |
| Didn’t hurt my sex life either |
| Flat and sassy |
| I would get the strays and losers |
| Beggars really can’t be choosers |
| That ain’t it, kid |
| That ain’t it, kid |
| Fixed the chassis |
| «How do you do!» |
| Life turned into an |
| Endless medley |
| Of «Gee, it had to be you!» |
| Why? |
| Tits and ass! |
| Where the cupboard once was bare |
| Now you knock and someone’s there |
| You have got 'em, hey |
| Top to bottom, hey |
| It’s a gas! |
| Just a dash of silicone |
| Shake your new maracas and you’re fine! |
| Tits and ass can change your life |
| They sure changed mine |
| Have it all done |
| Honey, take my word |
| Grab a cab, c’mon |
| See the wizard on |
| Park and Seventy-Third |
| For |
| Tits and ass |
| Orchestra and balcony |
| What they want is whatcha see |
| Keep the best of you |
| Do the rest of you |
| Pits or class |
| I have never seen it fail |
| Debutante or chorus girl or wife |
| Tits and ass |
| Yes, tits and ass |
| Have changed my life! |