| Hey yo
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| Holler at holler at
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| Your boy
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| I come to build
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| And destroy
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| I don’t walk around
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| With no herbs
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| And no clowns
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| And I damn sure
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| Don’t play with no toys
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| Holler at holler at
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| Your boy
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| Cause life is to live
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| And enjoy
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| So we don’t walk around
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| With no herbs
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| And no clowns
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| And we damn sure
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| Don’t play with no toys
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| So real recognize real
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| Toy recognize toy
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| And I know you’re moving
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| With those Fisher Price Boys
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| With ya toy records
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| And your toy turntable
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| Plug in toy mics into
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| Toy mic cable
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| Man everything you spit
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| Is a fable
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| Laughable man
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| That’s why everybody plays you
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| It’s easy to tell
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| That you lie when you flowing
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| You want some Pinocchio nose
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| Grow it
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| And at this rate
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| You’ll never be a real boy
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| Getting your string pulled
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| By Geppetto who employs
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| You and your toy soldiers
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| For imaginary wars
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| Shooting off cap guns
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| For the fabricated sport
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| Man, it’s a shame
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| How you sullied your name
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| For a little bit of money
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| And Monopoly fame
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| It’ll not be the same
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| Because you just look stupid
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| A child’s play thing
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| Batteries not included
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| People at a Matchbox car wash
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| Baywatch Barbies
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| With the chunky
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| Dizzy Dinosaurs
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| Gameboy kinda headed
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| Chains all life raft
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| Till they pull-it, twist-it
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| Pull it pedal, pedal
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| Down in the RC
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| The Rugrat was rattled
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| He couldn’t Connect Four
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| Didn’t know who to do
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| This the hammer (sp?)
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| Incredible crash dummy
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| A flash
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| Turned his day
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| Into Dreamcast
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| Thinking 2K3
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| Gameboy it’s 2K11
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| Toy soldier
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| Boy it’s all over
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| Your hooks
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| And your rhymes
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| And your beats
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| And your lines
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| And your whole design
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| Is not kosher
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| You something
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| They pick up, play with
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| And put down
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| But music lovers want
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| This many lifetimes around
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| Me to admire
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| You to expire
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| Instructions on the back
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| «No assembly required»
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| Do it the Optimus Prime
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| Transform those rhymes
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| Into some kind of magic
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| That will span most times
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| It’s some kind of tragic
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| That your fans gon' find
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| You some kind of savage
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| With a Sam Bose mind
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| Mass produced
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| And born in a factory
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| Assembly line
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| Is building all the wack MCs
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| Cheap labor
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| And hazardous parts
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| And that’s the main reason
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| That you haven’t the heart
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| You Teddy Rux spin
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| With a tape in the back
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| Push play
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| And you regurgitating
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| That wack shit
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| Claiming you real
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| When the fact is
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| If you were any more fake
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| You’d come wrapped in plastic
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| I one and only
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| No one can hold me
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| You move around
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| Via remote control G
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| You’s a phony and not my homie
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| I fuck with thoroughbreds
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| Not My Little Pony |