| «Dear Mr. Scott
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| I recently got your letter supporting gay rights, and how you’d like me in the
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| fight
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| I send regrets to you and your friends, it’s hard to hear because my ears are
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| plugged with my own career ambitions
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| Re-Elect me this November!
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| So sincerely
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| -Your senator»
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| I think that this nation needs some invitations
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| This coming friday, we’re taking congress
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| With a strobe light, and a promise to reclaim democracy
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| With a righteous party!
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| At a big white house
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| With plenty of couch space to crash if you get smashed
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| And the tennants are always on vacation
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| I’m pretty sure that everyone is coming out to Washington
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| We are constituants, this is their chance to represent
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| So we stormed the floor of congress
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| Where there was an awkward silence
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| 'Till Ted Kennedy crossed the isle
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| And said «I could go for a high-ball»
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| The people cheered and said «We'll take ya
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| To 1600 Pennsylvania!»
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| Orren Hatch is there to DJ
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| With Slayer into Public Enemy
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| Trent Lott showed up late with kid 'n play
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| Now this is really a house party
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| The keg is kicked but that is okay
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| I gave the beer money to Tom Delay
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| There’s a donkey on the helipad doing rail lines with an elephant
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| Rick Sentorum’s got his shirt off, I think he’s grinding Michael Chertoff
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| We’ll play dress up with Obama, He looks good in Bush’s pajamas
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| Feinstein sure knows how to rage. |
| She puked in Miss Beazley’s cage
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| When the cops come, go get Feingold
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| He can treat them to some Rheingold
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| «Hey! |
| Who brought the Zima?»
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| «I think it was Scalia.»
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| Looks like Leiberman sort of passed out, in the middle of a make out
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| Tancredo’s playing beer pong with illegal aliens. |
| (hahaha) |