Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I, Professional Gambler, artist - Atom And His Package. Album song Attention! Blah Blah Blah, in the genre АльтернативаI, Professional Gambler |
| I have a strategy |
| I don’t think I have to get a real job |
| That didn’t work |
| But I am confident |
| That I am favored with overwhelming odds. |
| It is a system |
| It is straight mathematics |
| I need no more then 320 bucks. |
| If theres a 98% chance of giving you 320 |
| I’m taking 325 of your bucks! |
| I got this beat |
| I got this beat |
| I got this beat |
| Oh yeah Oh yeah |
| I got this beat |
| I got this beat |
| I got this beat |
| Oh yeah Oh yeah |
| Mom, Dad don’t look proud |
| Is it because I’m a professional gambler now? |
| I guess I don’t need no college degree |
| Just a brief lesson in communicative probability |
| I got this beat |
| I got this beat |
| I got this beat |
| Oh yeah Oh yeah |
| I got this beat |
| I got this beat |
| I got this beat |
| Oh yeah Oh yeah |
| (One mathematical question I have is: |
| How long does it take three dudes to lose 200 bucks each?) |
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| Oh yeah Oh yeah |
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| Oh yeah Oh yeah |
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