Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Faceache, artist - Aspects.
Date of issue: 31.03.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Faceache |
Splurge, contagion |
Feels like the days of Reagan, Bush and Noriega |
Tories, no Labour |
Do us a favour, end user |
You’re not looking down the barrel of a shooter |
Just a note attached to your hooter |
Ride a taxi, highfaluter |
Some youths make the drop on a scooter |
Engaged, proverbial; |
Socialite types, seduced by bright lights; |
Ugly sisters sniffing the cistern lids stooped in piss |
(God forbid they missed a bit) |
Meanwhile a fiend your place — |
Scumbags still smoke the base |
Entire villages are being displaced |
Kidnap rings are in place |
To fund this |
Ho hum, have fun kids! |
Don’t ask why I take umbridge |
I sound harsh, yeah that may be |
But I see this arseholes sipping fair trade tea! |
Septums erased by devour dust; |
Faces look like Shane Macgowan does |
Until it’s lights out, like power cuts |
Aspects: the rap gods empowered us |
In your mirrors, I see cowardice |
You rack it up and act like you’re powerless |
Why’d you think them blokes mugged your mum? |
To get the funds to pay those who run drugs and guns |
Ugly |
Ping! |
Pow! |
Boom! |
Face. |
Ache. |
Face. |
Ache |
Ugly |
Ping! |
Pow! |
Boom! |
Face. |
Ache. |
Face. |
Ache |
Look who snuck back |
Eyebrows plucked |
Earlobes waxed like I give a fuck |
Nice strip of spray-tan down my ass-crack |
Gucci, skinny jeans my nutsack |
like my brain, peaking out my ears |
Hiding in the rain, never once shed a tear |
Eyelash dyed, papparazz' befriended |
Shouting out «Hoes!» |
cause my name was trending |
Slang and the swagger than the next man |
Catch my real accent when I talk to me nan |
See a girl dem flop wanna rock dem pow |
Bust her in the head, she never answer back now |
Plus the self-confidence, plus the inner pride |
Be the bigger man now my crew get a ride |
Fuck the fans, rules and stereotypes |
I pick up the mic and believe my own hype |
I’m ugly |
Damn right I’m ugly |
You couldn’t give a crackhead drugs to fuck me |
Grown men grimace and women suck teeth |
The birthing nurse mistook my face for butt cheeks |
The first face ache in the case book |
For men who only poke girls on Facebook |
It’s a disgrace the way my face look |
I fell face-first from every tree they shook |
Villagers follow with pitchforks and torches |
Everywhere I go, doors swing on empty porches |
I’m a toast of the party? |
Hardly! |
They’d rather receive Biz Markie’s car keys |
Yo, I’m used the knock-backs |
I serenaded Ann Widdecombe in a jock strap |
And to be honest I was shocked I got slapped |
Just another case of the kettle calling pot black |
«What's that?!» |
all the kids scream |
When my mask slips and my face is seen |
It’s obscene as a racist dream |
Call Geoff Capes for my facelift, please! |
I’m ugly like the truth is, stupid |
And the truth is I make Ken Dodd look toothless |
I make Cupid useless |
I really don’t give two shits |
Cause I’m ugly |
I am a ugly person |
I am a very ugly person |