| I was invited to a Party
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| Cause I was new in Town
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| I drank up all of their whiskey
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| I started chasing some woman around
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| They threw me out of the back door
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| My head, my hands got cut
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| Those people, they think I’m a squirrel
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| But I’m a Hillbilly Nut
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| I took my Girl to a Dance
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| The Band was playing Rocking Soul
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| I asked them if they’d play me a slow one
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| So me and my Girl could get close
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| I wanted a song off the jukebox
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| They act like it never was cut
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| Those people, they think I’m a squirrel
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| But I’m a Hillbilly Nut
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| Today I got a Letter from my Sister
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| She’s asking me when I’ll be coming Home
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| My Mother has said «Settle Down Boy Oh Boy
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| Cause you come to no good living alone»
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| Today I found a bar gone Country
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| And I’m glad cause the door’s never shut
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| Back home, they think I’m a squirrel
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| But I’m a Hillbilly Nut
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| You know I’m a Hillbilly Nut |