
Date of issue: 04.01.2009
Record label: Shout!
Song language: English
Don't Go There |
In the Texas town of San Antonio |
Is a little church they call the Alamo |
The story tellers say Ozzy Osborne stopped one day |
All dressed up in women’s lingerie |
I don’t know if the guy was drinking beer |
Jack or beam it’s not exactly clear |
But when he whipped it out |
The ghost of Travis gave a shout |
Whose message all good Texans still can hear |
Don’t go there, don’t go there |
You really shouldn’t go there |
It’s a source of Texas pride |
Hell, John Wayne died inside |
Don’t go there, don’t go there |
You really shouldn’t go there |
You’ll really piss us off if you go there |
When Bowie and Young Crockett made their stand |
Colonel Travis drew a line in to the sand |
But it’s simply not the same when you try and write your name |
That bloody rocker must have mush for brains |
Don’t go there, don’t go there |
You really shouldn’t go there |
It’s a simple Texas mission |
Not a pot for you to piss in |
Don’t go there, don’t go there |
You really shouldn’t go there |
You’ll really piss us off if you go there |
Music never rilled us |
The groupies or the jets |
The show on television |
Or the ratings you might get |
The thing that drove us plum insane |
Was when you drained that old main vain |
Took your snake and let it go |
No, we won’t forget the Alamo |
The eyes of Texas are upon you |
Don’t go there, don’t go there |
You really shouldn’t go there |
It’s a symbol of our state |
Not a place to urinate |
Don’t go there, don’t go there |
You really shouldn’t go there |
You’ll really piss us off if you go there |
Don’t go there |
You really shouldn’t go there |
How ya like it then |
If we piss upon Big Ben? |
Don’t go there, don’t go there |
You really shouldn’t go there |
You’ll really piss us off if you go there |
Ah, you know Sharon I got me **** |
Cloths off put in the roadie’s rooms |
So I couldn’t get out |
So I just took a walk around town, you know |
And **** the next thing I **** know |
I had to take me a piss, you know |
And there was this old wall and I thinking |
What the ****, I’ll **** piss on the wall |
Then all of a sudden |
I’m in jail, you know **** police |
Got me down and ah |
Sharon, Sharon |
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