| In 1941, a physicist named Ray McEntire
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| Rediscovered a method first discovered by Carl Munters
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| An inventor from Sweden, you knew that, right?
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| Yeah, I looked it up
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| Anyway, ol' Ray found a way to make large quantities
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| Of extrudent polystyrene in a closed-cell foam form
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| That was resistant to moisture
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| But you and I know it as styrofoam
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| Which reminds me, tonight, on my way home
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| I need to hit the Kwik Sak
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| And for five bucks, I got myself a portable box
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| I can fill with ice and keep all my Natty Lights
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| Nice and cold
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| You gotta love styrofoam
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| You can cram it down in your flower pots
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| Get it in peanut form and fill up a box
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| So that the crappy ash tray that your kid made in class
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| To send to Grandpappy don’t get cracked along the way
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| Hey, it’s also used to make rafts for the US Military
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| I’m for anything that supports the US Military
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| Thousands of usages, all kinds of stuff
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| And that includes forty-four ounce cups
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| Styrofoam
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| I fill it half way up with Diet Coke
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| And top it off with brown liquor
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| Now, I’ll walk down Main Street and catch me a bus
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| Right up underneath the nose of the fuzz 'cause of
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| Styrofoam
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| You gotta love styrofoam
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| I know I do
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| Some folks say, «Hey, what about Mother Nature?
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| It decomposes so slow»
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| I’m no scientist, all I know is this
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| Beer I’m drinkin' is so cold
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| Thanks to
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| Styrofoam
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| Styrofoam
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| Styrofoam
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| So thank you, Ray McEntire
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| Thank you, Carl Munters
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| And thanks, Steve (Steve)
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| The guy at the Kwik Sak
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| Styrofoam
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| Styrofoam |