| In the mid-day heat I gave a sigh
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| Cruisin' through the garden district, I was out of my mind
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| The Star of India’s in my hotel room
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| In a briefcase combination: 3, 2, 1 (which only I know)
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| And I’ve just seen my mentor, Dr. No
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| California Sun is on the radio, let’s go
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| I just wanna reach the radio star
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| It’s a satellite off Venus and it ain’t too far
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| I was shooting up in my hotel room
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| When the phone started ringing — oh no
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| It was Dr. No, he gave the password
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| He said, 'Hey, man, haven’t you heard? |
| and I said 'No'
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| 'The world’s been invaded by alien life forms
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| Meet me at the airport, we’ve got to get out — let’s go
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| I ran to the window and looked out
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| There were dead people lying all over the streets
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| Within two minutes I had all my stuff together
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| I jumped in my car and was speeding down the highway
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| Past all the deserted cars
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| In five minutes I was at the airport but there at the gates
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| I saw what I suppose was one of these 'alien life forms'
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| I pulled my bazooka out of its bag in the back of the car
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| And blew it to hell
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| As arrange Dr. No was waiting for me in the terminal
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| We got in his private jet plane and took off
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| Two hours later landing in Zaire
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| Where we met up with Fu Manchu, Hannibal Lecter
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| The Hooded Claw and all the rest of the gang
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| We boarded the rocket and soon we were shooting off
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| For the stars and as we approached the space station
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| I looked down and observed the earth
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| The US air force being annihilated
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| And swarms of nuclear weapons soaring through the stratosphere destroying the
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| earth
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| — and I swear to God I laughed |