Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mitosis vs Meiosis Rap Battle, artist - AsapSCIENCE. Date of issue: 21.11.2016
Song language: English
Mitosis vs Meiosis Rap Battle |
| You want to take on Mitosis? |
| Let me get your diagnosis |
| It says you’re half the man I am |
| And all your raps are necrosis |
| Yeah I’m so perfectly perfect |
| In all my careful divisions |
| Creating identical versions |
| While you’re «Oh I’m so different» |
| Don’t talk to me! |
| You’ve been around the block too many times |
| And your duplicate splitting is constantly spitting out |
| Four daughter nuclei? |
| Don’t be jealous cause I’m sexy |
| And I got two sets of phases |
| I like to mix DNA up |
| When I’m entering my prophase stages! |
| You’re like your parents kid |
| Just like a clone |
| You see this chromosomal genetic |
| Combination’s mine own! |
| I’m independent |
| My chromosomes don’t need any pairs |
| At the end there’s only 23 |
| So your mom and dad can share and make |
| Life! |
| Yeah I’m the one that |
| Gives you your offspring |
| Though my genetic variance can create arrogance |
| DNA’s changing from New York to Beijing… |
| Sure, if it weren’t for you |
| I wouldn’t have kids |
| But if I wasn’t here |
| Then you wouldn’t exist |
| And those babies you keep bringing up? |
| Awwww, real cute |
| I’m the one that makes them grow |
| So you can stop cleaning their puke! |
| You’re like telophase |
| The only thing worth admiring is your cleavage |
| I don’t want to give half of my chromosomes up |
| What I’ve built in my nucleus is my achievement |
| I’m like telophase too |
| I like to kick back and unwind |
| But I’m secretly Anaphase |
| Pulling you apart from inside! |
| I repair the whole body |
| To make you grow big and strong |
| If I wanted sex cells |
| I would just ask your mom |
| Hey — here’s a question! |
| Maybe you have the answer |
| Did you know you’re the main cause |
| For a whole bunch of cancers? |
| Yeah, your errors |
| Cause a lot of conditions |
| Ouch! |
| Did that burn? |
| Better call the physician |
| Sorry! |
| Can’t feel your burns |
| As I can regrow skin |
| I’ll repair tissue, build membranes |
| To never let you in |
| Whatever! |
| I have Meiosis 1 |
| And of course Meiosis 2 |
| A way more complex process |
| Making me way better than you |
| Two successive divisions |
| 4 perfect daughter cells |
| Each one ends up haploid |
| Is that your testes thanking me as well? |
| And I was discovered first |
| 1876 to be exact |
| So I’m older and wiser than you |
| And that is a fact |
| My overabundance and detailed importance |
| Makes me a bit more complex |
| So my discovery required |
| A lot more context |
| I come from Walther Flemming’s |
| Genius mind and observations |
| Look at this cutie’s beard |
| He’d give anyone stimulation |
| Well one of my forefathers |
| Had the hippest glasses and peach fuzz |
| Gertwig was a hipster |
| Before everybody was |
| You see it’s me that makes the gametes |
| So all of humanity can reproduce |
| Gotta strive for diversity and progress |
| So we don’t end up like you — a douche! |
| Hey! |
| Hey! |
| Hey! |
| Both our chromosomes |
| Line up on the equator |
| And we’re mostly stuck in interphase |
| So let’s try not to be a haters |
| When it comes to agreeing |
| One thing we have at least is |
| That both our epic journeys |
| End in cytokinesis! |