| You come from work | 
| And dish the dirt | 
| It’s hard to bite your tongue and smoke at the same time | 
| So we stand on the balcony and clear your mind | 
| I don’t need logic or to be even-handed | 
| I know on whose side my opinions landed | 
| When they release the Blu-ray special edition of your life | 
| All the deleted scenes will prove you right | 
| And now | 
| Your enemies are my enemies, too | 
| Your enemies are my enemies, too | 
| If somebody crosses you, well now they’ve made me cross, too | 
| Your enemies are my enemies, too | 
| You come home late | 
| Irate | 
| It’s hard to bite your tongue while drinkin' wine | 
| So we share some bottles 'til everything’s fine | 
| I don’t care who’s right or wrong | 
| I know whose side I’m on | 
| When they re-issue the album of your life | 
| The bonus tracks and demos will prove you right | 
| And now | 
| Your enemies are my enemies, too | 
| Your enemies are my enemies, too | 
| If somebody crosses you, well now they’ve made me cross, too | 
| Your enemies are my enemies, too | 
| There’s no time to pack | 
| They should run and leave home | 
| Because now we’re a team | 
| We’re gonna be unbeatable | 
| Your enemies are my enemies, too | 
| Your enemies are my enemies, too | 
| If somebody crosses you, well now they’ve made me cross, too | 
| Your enemies are my enemies, too | 
| I’m gonna grow old like Robyn Hitchcock | 
| My hair will be white and my shirts will be polka dot | 
| My lyrical well, it’ll never run dry | 
| And every summer I write will be on your side |