Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sob Story, artist -Date of issue: 31.10.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Sob Story |
| I’ve been broke like a toy machine |
| I’ve been spit back out like some Listerine |
| But I get up on my own two feet |
| 'Cause I’m not some sob story |
| My denial is a river in Egypt, have you seen it? |
| It’s hard to face it like the size of my penis |
| Jesus, I’m sick of my procrastination |
| Maybe I should make a podcast and try to explain it |
| Basically, I need some R&R before it all just falls apart |
| The world is tryna break my heart |
| But I won’t let it happen to me |
| 'Cause I’m not some sad-ass S-O-B |
| I’ve been broke like a toy machine |
| I’ve been spit back out like some Listerine |
| But I get up on my own two feet |
| 'Cause I’m not some sob story |
| My doctor said I’ve got a low libido |
| I tried to take a pill but that shit must be a placebo |
| The second that I got it up |
| It went straight back down like a yo-yo (Oh no!) |
| I’m not making this shit up to be funny |
| I’m here to tell you the truth hoping that you can learn from me |
| We all feel cheated in this game called life |
| I’ve made a lot of mistakes that I don’t wanna make twice |
| 'Cause I’ve been broke like a toy machine |
| I’ve been spit back out like some Listerine |
| But I get up on my own two feet |
| 'Cause I’m not some sob story |
| I’ve been tossed like a bag of trash |
| Life hates my guts, yeah, it kicks my ass |
| But I don’t let shit get to me |
| 'Cause I’m not some sob story |
| Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da |
| Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da-da-da |
| Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da |
| 'Cause I’m not some sob story |
| You might be asking: «How can I be happy |
| When the whole universe keeps laughing at me?» |
| It’s pretty simple: let go of your hang ups |
| Life doesn’t owe me a thing |
| Middle America taught me to suck it |
| Up, when I’m sad, I get up and say «Fuck it!» |
| I don’t need a list before I kick the bucket |
| 'Cause life doesn’t owe me a thing |
| I’ve been broke like a toy machine |
| I’ve been spit back out like some Listerine |
| But I get up on my own two feet |
| 'Cause I’m not some sob story |
| I’ve been tossed like a bag of trash |
| Life hates my guts, yeah, it kicks my ass |
| But I don’t let shit get to me |
| 'Cause I’m not some sob story |
| Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da |
| Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da-da-da |
| Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da |
| 'Cause I’m not some sob story |
| Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da |
| Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da-da-da |
| Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da |
| 'Cause I’m not some sob story |