Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Alternate Side Parking, artist - Armand Hammer. Date of issue: 10.12.2020
Song language: English
Alternate Side Parking |
| Crouched and watched as you sank |
| Straws snatched off the riverbank |
| Turnt, the phrase like a shank |
| Had it stashed by the sinks |
| Didn’t have to come to this, I implored negroes to think |
| My born date is a jinx |
| Wait at the gate, I’m a sphinx |
| You blinked, paid dearly for those forty winks |
| Cold as ice, she skated around the rink |
| Teeth impossibly white, cheeks pink |
| Finally suggested we rob them |
| Immediately switched my math |
| I do not need the problems |
| End up counting in the mountains |
| All jokes aside, my man had a Nigerian accountant |
| We was rollin', even though by then the cancer had slowed him |
| Niggas wait till you in the car to tell you it’s stolen |
| Too late to get out, no point asking where you going |
| This that dumb shit you gotta survive |
| Just to get to the point of the script where a cop pull you over Coming from |
| your nine to five, inexplicably empty the clip |
| Alternate side parking, I didn’t leave the apartment |
| Alternate side parking, I didn’t leave the apartment |
| Peace? |
| Not this evening, it’s not even close to even |
| No rhyme or reason, just open season |
| Just watch, seeing is believing (is it?) |
| They won’t believe till there’s nothing to believe in |
| He said it wasn’t me, we didn’t believe him |
| It’s all wearing thin, simple lime and gin till the coupe brim |
| The suit was wearing him |
| It’s another word hid inside your grin |
| Big lips make quick work, you wee pin |
| The arc is long but it do bend, it do bend, it do bend |
| Alternate side parking, I ain’t leave the apartment |
| I was just startin' to start starvin', the stick was sharpened |
| Head split, Percy Harvin |
| Shade drawn, room dark |
| But when he spit the room darkened |