| I went down to the grocery store
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| To get in I had to pay a dime or more
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| I hadn’t yet begun to start
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| When I had to pay the rent
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| On the shopping cart
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| Deedle lee dum, deedle lee dum
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| Deedle lee dum de dum dum
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| Well I let the kids loose on the floor
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| And they ran round for a while or more
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| Till the manager with the broken smile
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| Said it’s a dollar down and a quarter an aisle
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| I was down in the freezer upon my knees
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| Somebody was yelling that the price got freezed
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| There was a rioting mob, a strangling hold
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| I received the bill for the escaping cold
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| It was about this time that I was goin’insane
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| I went and picked the kids up in the other lane
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| Put back the food and ran out of the store
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| I ain’t goin’back to that place no more
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| Well I’m tellin the truth now, I don’t fib
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| I don’t mind no women’s lib
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| But if my woman don’t want
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| To go down to the store
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| The family ain’t gonna eat no more |