Lyrics Santa's in the Closet - Ariel Pink

Santa's in the Closet

Santa Claus is in the closet
Santa’s in the water closet
Takin' off his leotard
PJs, underwear
Oh, ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gone and lost his apron
Santa’s cooking up some bacon
on the
took away
Santa’s in the closet
Santa’s
Sixty candles, make a wish
Santa’s cake is on the dish
Steady rock instead
Rocking at the kitchen door
Santa Claus is in the closet
Santa’s in the water closet
Takin' off his leotard
PJs, underwear
Oh, ho-ho-ho
18 karat, ginger snap
Pedal pushers coming back
And he doesn’t know jack
spices at the door
And he doesn’t know jack
Up the pull the latch
footsteps down the hatch
Santa’s movin' down the hall
Santa Claus is at the bar
Santa wants to break the law
Santa’s goin', goin' down
And Santa wants to go to hell
18 karat, ginger snap
Pedal pushers coming back
And he doesn’t know jack
Santa’s locked in the closet
I don’t know how he got there
Or what he’s doing here