| Hi, I was in here about ten minutes ago
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| I just bought this boombox
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| It’s playing at the totally wrong speed
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| I want a refund, or Aw, I’m sorry son, haha
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| Could you just give me another one?
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| No The sale is final, no rebates
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| If you’re a member you can come and save
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| So would you help me Or give me a break in credit?
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| (In credit)
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| You read the fine print and you signed
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| No, we’re not authorized, the card’s declined
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| If you’ll just sign here
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| We can change your dimes in credit
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| In credit, keep what you use
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| In credit, all choices by you
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| In credit, go buy something used
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| In credit, credit, credit, credit
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| Check it, credit
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| The warranties do not suffice
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| You pay the price
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| The policy is what you break
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| You buy some credit
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| We’ll send you coupons in the mail
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| It’s quite a markup, so don’t buy retail
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| Don’t get a load
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| For we get for sale in credit
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| In credit, do what you’re told
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| In credit, we turn when you’re old
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| In credit, dead and old
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| Check it, credit
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| Your driving record is not clean
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| Your mortgage payments remain outstanding
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| Give us your body or we’ll dock nineteen in credit
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| All is fair and fair’s a game
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| The game is buying
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| And you’re forced to play
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| When you’re old
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| Your kids will trade your brains for credit
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| For credit, you’ll always come back
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| With credit, you’ll never keep track
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| Do credit, it’s better than crack
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| Ah, credit, no turning back in credit
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| Oh, I’ve got bad credit, whoa
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| Credit
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| What’s that? |
| Oh Credit
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| It hurts me Credit
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| Makes me so hot
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| Take it back, take it back
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| To an ATM machine
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| Go right away
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| And check your credit
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| Check your credit
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| Check your balance
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| Check your credit
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| Give me some credit
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| No You’re being retarded, please? |