Lyrics Peter Mac - Area-7

Peter Mac

Down at the beach with Mrs. Mc Gregor
When will you learn?
You silly little beggar
So you fall prey, during most of the day
To the sting of the ultra-violet ray
Knock, knock, knock — here comes Mr. Cancer
It’s all because you’ve been a nudie prancer
It’s all your fault, you’ve invited him over
…big and hairy, melanoma
When your skin’s peeling back
From your face and your back — it’s Peter Mac
…and when the moles on your feet
Seem to constantly bleed — it’s Peter Mac
Be very careful when you’re down at the beach
Where ultra violet is the nature of the beast
As you turn brown, you may think you’re a hunk
But cancer is removed in very large chunks