Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hernie Dans Un Voyageur Chagrinant, artist - Archagathus. Album song Canadian Horse, in the genre МеталDate of issue: 19.08.2011
Record label: To Live A Lie
Song language: English
Hernie Dans Un Voyageur Chagrinant |
| Swarthy men at war with nature, |
| Wearing slutty furs and leather; |
| Camping in all kinds of weather; |
| Looking forward to their future! |
| Sweaty bearded voyageurs! |
| But lifting canoes isn’t easy, |
| Especially when your bowels are greasy! |
| The voyageur’s Achilles heel: |
| The overworked stomachal wall! |
| Severe discomfort! |
| Voyageurs! |
| All heroes in some way are weak: |
| Our voyageur has sprung a leak! |
| Eschewing that abominable truss, |
| His abdominal defect turned gangrenous! |
| Shitty leaking voyageurs! |
| Fifty percent of voyageur deaths |
| Are the result of lifting trademark heft! |
| Respect yourself and take it easy! |
| Especially if your bowels are greasy! |
| Happy healthy voyageurs! |