| Howdy people?
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| Here’s a little story about an old friend of mine
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| And to all you great folks out there
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| This is hardcore 10−4…
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| Freaky friday, things ain’t going my way
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| Everything is gone, my life is a country song
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| Oh-oh
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| I jumped out of my bed this morning
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| Then I heard this crunchy sound
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| From my left leg that was broken
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| And a note was laying on the ground
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| Baby, I’m leaving you this minute
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| Took the car and the cats and dogs
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| Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
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| Nothing’s left but the note you got, ah you suck
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| Freaky Friday, things ain’t going my way
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| Everything is gone, my life is a country song
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| Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
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| Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on On my way through crosstown traffic
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| I was hit by a giant truck
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| I came late to work and got fired
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| Then suddenly the thunder struck
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| Oh-oh
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| Baby, I am leaving you this minute
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| Took the car and the cats and dogs
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| Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
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| Nothing’s left but the note you got, ah you suck
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| Freaky Friday, things ain’t going my way
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| Everything is gone, my life is a country song
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| Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
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| Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on Life’s a country song — hardcore 10−4
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| What the heck is wrong — yiiii-ha
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| Life’s a country song — hardcore 10−4
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| What the heck is going on Life’s a country song — hardcore 10−4
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| What the heck is wrong — yiiii-ha
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| Life’s a country song — hardcore 10−4
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| What the heck is going on Everything is gone, my life is a country song
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| Hardcore 10−4
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| Freaky Friday, things ain’t going my way
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| Everything is gone, my life is a country song
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| Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
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| Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on Well folks, that’s all for now
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| Life is just a long long country song
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| And that’s a big 10−4 |