| Wake up stupid. |
| Wake up! |
| No! |
| No! |
| I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action
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| Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
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| You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. |
| Merry Christmas. |
| Ho ho ho
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| Merry Christmas bitches. |
| Apathy. |
| Scoop DeVille
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| All I want for Christmas is Tribe to reunite
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| A brand new pair of Nikes and Drake to take a hike
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| And my dream is for Nas to do an album with Preem
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| And Wu-Tang to make a song that’s as classic as C.R.E.A.M
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| I’m screaming «ho ho ho» and it’s kind of fucked up
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| That bitches on my Twitter timeline respond «What's up?»
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| So I’m making this list and I’m checking it twice
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| I’m about to start snatching mics if motherfuckers ain’t nice
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| These fag rappers clothes tight like it’s Miami Vice
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| I want to stocking with a knife and a bat full of spikes
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| If Chris Kringle out there, please give me an answer
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| I left a whole plate of weed brownies out for Santa
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| So if you see a sleigh flying over at Atlanta
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| On it’s way down to Tampa puffing with Donner and Dancer
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| Please tell him I don’t care if it’s for Christmas or Hanukkah
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| But I need that debut album from Jay Electronica
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| And some Polo wouldn’t hurt, maybe a hoodie or two
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| Ayo Blac, should I tell him to bring some pussy for you?
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| (A yes sir!)
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| Case closed, let’s continue our business
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| Scoop Deville gave me like a 100 beats for Christmas
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| And I’m…
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| Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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| The mood is right
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| The spirits up
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| We’re here tonight
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| And that’s what’s up
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| Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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| Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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| All I want for Christmas is for Big L to be alive
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| I guess we took that shit for granted back in 1995
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| All I want is for KRS to be these kids teacher
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| Or Rakim to make these young dudes «Follow The Leader»
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| Twas the night before Christmas and all through my spot
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| You can hear me playing 'Liquid Swords' like it just dropped
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| Cause it’s a 'Cold World' boys and girls, take it from me
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| I got a box of ammunition waiting under my tree
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| And either I’m going crazy or ain’t taking my medicine
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| But I saw Santa get locked for breaking and entering
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| And it ain’t the first time I’ve seen him up to no good
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| Some Crips made him change clothes before he came in his hood
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| Oh well, what the hell, ring your little Jingle Bells
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| Me and Celph got elves putting records on shelves
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| I was sipping Vodka with Vixen and Comet and Cupid
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| So don’t ask me if I’m okay, I’m vomiting stupid
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| Tangled up in all the lights and the fake reindeer
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| My neighbors haven’t taken down for the past eight years
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| So here’s to the New Years, fuck them haters and bitches
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| Cause I’m simply having a wonderful Christmas
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| Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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| Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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| The word is out, about the town
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| So lift your glass
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| Ah, don’t look down
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| The mood is right
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| Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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| Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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| The choir of children sing their song
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| They practiced all year long
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| Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
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| The mood is right
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| The party’s on
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| The spirits up
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| We’re here tonight
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| And that’s what’s up
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| Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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| Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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| The mood is right
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| The party’s on
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| The spirits up
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| We’re here tonight
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| Ohhh, that’s enough
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| Ohhhhhhh
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| Christmas time |