
Date of issue: 18.11.2003
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Demigodz Enterprises
Song language: English
Weird Story |
She seemed sooo… innocent to most folks, never woulda thought that |
The little old lady on the block with the black cat |
Workin' on her front yard garden arrangement |
Would have a couple bodies chopped up in the basement |
You never woulda guessed that this sweet little grandma |
Separates the arm from the body with a handsaw |
Late while the block sleeps, butcher knives chop meat |
Wrist bone, leg bone, hidden under concrete |
And you can say I’m crazy, but she never draws suspicion |
Every time another mailman goes missin' |
At the town barbecue, everybody tries more |
Famous meatballs people sayin' they’d die for |
Wrapped up, packed up, have 'em for a quick snack |
Take some, but make sure she gets her dish back |
In fact, come inside, close the door behind you |
Just let me remind you, they’ll probably never find you |