Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Janitor, artist - Apathy. Album song Where's Your Album?!!, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 26.12.2000
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Demigodz Enterprises
Song language: English
The Janitor |
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my mind is on display for you |
A tour that’s sort of morbid so this morning allow me to take you through |
A janitor at a junior high |
He plants a camera used to spy |
On girls and boys |
Records their voice |
A beautiful thing |
The song I sing goes |
I like little bodies |
(I love little bodies) |
Won’t you help me find my puppy |
(He's gotta be around here somewhere) |
Come inside my van, I parked it right outside |
(I probably have some candy inside my van) |
So take a ride with me |
I wake up while watching my neighbour do makeup |
Binoculours follow her, God I’d demolish her |
Watch her in front of a computer monitor |
Jesus I hate her, she’s talking to strangers |
Who’d probably date her, but what would I say to her? |
Intimidate her, sedate her, then strangle her |
Now I just study her, fall deep in love with her |
Not trying to fuck with her, just make a buddy her |
Teach her that people are evil |
See? |
Everybody is, especially me |
I’ll tie you up, beat you up |
Chop you up, eat you up |
I wanna marry you |
What? |
Is this scaring you? |
Wait 'til I carry you out back and bury you |
Deep in the ground, I know how it sounds |
But trust me there’s one of me in every town |
Just be aware of me, where is he found? |
In parking lots I’ll park my van |
Outside the mall beware the man |
Who’s ugly and creepy, you’ve gotta believe me |
The killer who’s playing the Steve Miller CD |
I’m smoking a cigarette, hoping I intercept |
Hoes that are into sex, roaming the Internet |
Late at night. |
His dream’s to find a chick who’s 15 |
Whose parents apparently don’t pay attention |
And so very carefully where will he mention |
That they should meet |
He said that he’s younger |
Girls now-a-days are dumb and get dumber |
I like little bodies |
(I love little bodies) |
Won’t you help me find my puppy |
(He's gotta be around here somewhere) |
Come inside my van, I parked it right outside |
(I probably have some candy inside my van) |
So take a ride with me |