| Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my mind is on display for you
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| A tour that’s sort of morbid so this morning allow me to take you through
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| A janitor at a junior high
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| He plants a camera used to spy
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| On girls and boys
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| Records their voice
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| A beautiful thing
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| The song I sing goes
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| I like little bodies
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| (I love little bodies)
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| Won’t you help me find my puppy
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| (He's gotta be around here somewhere)
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| Come inside my van, I parked it right outside
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| (I probably have some candy inside my van)
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| So take a ride with me
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| I wake up while watching my neighbour do makeup
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| Binoculours follow her, God I’d demolish her
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| Watch her in front of a computer monitor
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| Jesus I hate her, she’s talking to strangers
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| Who’d probably date her, but what would I say to her?
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| Intimidate her, sedate her, then strangle her
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| Now I just study her, fall deep in love with her
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| Not trying to fuck with her, just make a buddy her
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| Teach her that people are evil
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| See? |
| Everybody is, especially me
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| I’ll tie you up, beat you up
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| Chop you up, eat you up
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| I wanna marry you
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| What? |
| Is this scaring you?
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| Wait 'til I carry you out back and bury you
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| Deep in the ground, I know how it sounds
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| But trust me there’s one of me in every town
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| Just be aware of me, where is he found?
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| In parking lots I’ll park my van
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| Outside the mall beware the man
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| Who’s ugly and creepy, you’ve gotta believe me
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| The killer who’s playing the Steve Miller CD
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| I’m smoking a cigarette, hoping I intercept
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| Hoes that are into sex, roaming the Internet
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| Late at night. |
| His dream’s to find a chick who’s 15
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| Whose parents apparently don’t pay attention
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| And so very carefully where will he mention
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| That they should meet
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| He said that he’s younger
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| Girls now-a-days are dumb and get dumber
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| I like little bodies
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| (I love little bodies)
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| Won’t you help me find my puppy
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| (He's gotta be around here somewhere)
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| Come inside my van, I parked it right outside
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| (I probably have some candy inside my van)
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| So take a ride with me |