Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song No Joke, artist - Apathy. Album song No Joke / Science of the Bumrush, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 11.11.1997
Record label: Demigodz Enterprises
Song language: English
No Joke |
Yo, we’re here to break down our science, know’mean? |
You know what time it is? |
Yeah, yeah, I know what time it is What time is it, is it coochie time? |
Nah, nah, it’s not Gucci time |
It’s time to speak the language of demigods |
Yo, Apathy, yo Soul — it’s time to hear your business |
Step to the mic, baby |
Bounce with these cats |
Yo, I got a problem with the mic, so I solve it like a man |
Grab it by the neck and rock it as hard as I can |
From Nike’s on my feet, to the mic that I freak |
MC’s will agree that I’m precise on the beef |
Fuck fronting, shut down pacs like game over |
Consistently light shit up like chain-smokers |
Flex and I melt down flesh like flamethrowers |
Fresh is the dooky gold chain Kane showed us Funny how your honey or your dame came over |
When you were out last night, couldn’t remain sober |
You woke up in the morning with a bad hangover |
I woke up, and bang a coocha til the day was over |
It’s like that, (like what?), like this |
Motherfuckers try to dis get put on the hit list |
Punch punks like I’m pugilist, yo catch the fist |
When I be taking out MC’s like dogs that need to piss |
Easily I approach, the microphone because I ain’t no joke (joke) |
On a scale of one to ten, approximately I’m a thousand |
Stomp thru your neighborhood, city, or project housing |
I am something that you never seen before |
Like your grandparents having sex behind close doors |
I rhyme like a scavenger that hunts for his prey |
And probably kill a dozen rappers and just call it a day |
All I need is bitch that’ll give me wet dreams |
So I can get my rocks off like erosion in streams |
I drop science like clumsy professors in auditoriums |
And stretch niggas out like a motherfucking accordion |
I make you look stupid like cruisin the back |
You can cruise in the greyhound and I’ll cruise in my jet |
I’m impossible to beat like playing tic-tac-toe |
Celph Titled is famous for spitting ill rap flows |
Yo, me and apathy are like brothers since birth |
You catch a bad one and get put under the earth |
Easily I approach, the microphone because I ain’t no joke (joke) |
Yo, I find your vital organs and put a machete there |
Thug type nigga, but bitches say I’m a teddy bear |
Al Capone style, bruising your back |
Make you an interracial cat, have blue and half black |
Block attacks with the raps that I spit on wack |
Shit on cats, everything I flip on DAT’s |
Hits hard like Rocky’s spits, cannot be missed |
Your God be pissed, now I’m on some Nagasaki shit |
And while your at work, I’ll feed your bitch a sloppy dick |
I got a hard drive, your mans got a floppy dick |
The only time you have safe sex and be felt |
Is if you jacked off in a car, wearing a seat belt |
Your brains melts to mush, your girl felt the rush |
Whens Ap’s bounce and bust, the pelvic thrusts |
Twist your spine, inflict despicable shit through rhymes |
Critical, incredible, when crippling your pitiful mind |
Pull out my nine and it’s party and draw time |
You signed the death mantra and bleed between the white lines |
Crash the players ball, make the chandelier fall |
Choke house guests with hors d’ourves made outta sea floors |
And metaphors betta then yours, settle the scores |
Leave cats wrapped up in medical gauze |
You better applause, your feminism |
I’ll rip out your skeleton, and now ladies and gentlemens… |
Easily I approach, the microphone because I ain’t no joke (joke) |