| I am the awesomest guy in the world
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| I rock aviators and I got the most beautiful girl
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| I play Sega Genesis daily
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| I’d play video games professionally if I could find someone to pay me
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| I like Bohemian, it’s my favorite beer
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| My hip hop playlist consists of Epic and Ill Seer
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| Good folk no joke, I’ve met them both
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| Rocked stages in different places with random folk
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| I’m a Canadian with a heavy appetite
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| I like Marineland and a bonfire at night
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| Fubar practically raised me
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| So I just f’n giver until the last day of my pay week
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| Canada’s ill, Kenny and Spenny live here
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| I trot from Niagara Falls to Vancouver’s piers
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| We have no wars and our rap scene rules
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| But don’t judge me if I say Dallas Green is cool
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| I’ve gotten drunk with Jim Lahey and Randy
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| I’ve been to Edmonton but I’ve never been to Calgary
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| Doug Gilmour was interstellar
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| He took out his false teeth for me in Zellers
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| Bought tickets to a K-Os concert but that motherfucker cancelled on me
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| In the Galleria London I saw that hot bitch from YTV
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| I remember watching Much Music, seeing Nam’s nipples poke out
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| Fuck with us and I’ll kick your ass like my name was Sam Stout
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| Born into poverty, not much to do but drink, fuck, fight and steal cars
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| Blaze a blunt and reminisce, a true survivalist with real battle scars
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| That was an age long ago in a galaxy far, far away
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| Without the hard times I wouldn’t be the MC you see today
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| Never been to Van City but I’m still a Canuck
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| Maybe someday I’ll be famous enough to do a show with Buck
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| My favorite TV show would have to be Mantracker
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| Dropping the most lethal bomb that will explode like a nuclear reactor
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| Fine finesse flow like the well dressed girls in Montreal
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| Some of the hottest females I’ve ever seen were at the mall
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| Real Canadian like the super store funky fresh
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| Our Motley Crue of artists just seem to mesh
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| Galvatron Omega is the name we guarantee you will never forget
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| Just try me, I got the luck of the Irish son, I never lose a bet
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| Just turned on the London news and seen that they finally caught Snare
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| A world renown tag writer, I swear his shit was everywhere
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| I’ve gotten drunk with Jim Lahey and Randy
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| I’ve been to Edmonton but I’ve never been to Calgary
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| Doug Gilmour was interstellar
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| He took out his false teeth for me in Zellers
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| Bought tickets to a K-Os concert but that motherfucker cancelled on me
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| In the Galleria London I saw that hot bitch from YTV
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| I remember watching Much Music, seeing Nam’s nipples poke out
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| Fuck with us and I’ll kick your ass like my name was Sam Stout |