| We got whiskey for my father, it helps him to forget
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| We got beer for my brother, his liver will regret it
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| We got vodka for my sister, it helps her on her way
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| And vino for my mother to get her through the day
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| We got rum for my cousin, cos he’s a navy man
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| We got brandy for old grandad, remember foreign lands
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| We got sherry for the vicar, we know it helps him pray
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| And gin for the magistrates to put us all away
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| I need a little tipple, my nerves are getting bad
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| So get another bottle, but don’t you tell your dad
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| I’ll hide it in the oven, no one will ever know
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| And when I’m smashed out of my head it’s off to bed I go
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| So it’s god bless the sinners, God bless us all
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| God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go
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| God bless our bodies
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| God bless our souls
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| God bless our brains and God bless alcohol
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| (Yeehaw)
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| There’s booze for the doctor, he’s one of the boys
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| There’s booze for the Rockstar, he makes a fucking noise
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| There’s booze for the hooker, her work is never done
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| And booze for the athlete, he’s gonna run and run
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| There’s booze for the Royals, and booze for the poor
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| There’s booze for the MPs, they’re always wanting more
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| With a devil on my shoulder, and a JD in my hand
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| I’ll shit my fucking pants, and I’ll fight with any man
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| 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, now what do we 'ave 'ere
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| Now move along on my son, but you can leave your beer
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| But don’t you be so cheeky or you will take your fall
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| You know it makes us happy to hold a policeman’s ball
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| So it’s god bless the sinners, God bless us all
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| God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go
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| God bless our bodies
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| God bless our souls
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| God bless our brains and God bless alcohol
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| Let’s drink to the assholes, let’s drink to forget
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| Let’s drink to the wankers, we wish we’d never met
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| And when our belly’s full, we’re laying on the floor
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| We’re spewing up, we’re callous, and drink some fucking more
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| So fill up your glasses, stop talking out your asses
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| Raise your glass to gentlemen and the working classes
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| Raise your glass to teachers for six of the best
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| And raise a glass you bastards, let’s all get fucking pissed
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| So it’s god bless the sinners, God bless us all
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| God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go
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| God bless our bodies
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| God bless our souls
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| God bless our brains and God bless alcohol
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| God bless the sinners, God bless us all
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| God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go
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| God bless our bodies
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| God bless our souls
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| God bless our brains and God bless alcohol |