| Sittin' home on a Saturday night
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| I can’t believe she called me
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| I’ve beening waitin' for my whole life
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| And now she’s dead
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| Betty Sue… is dead!
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| Betty Sue…
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| Sittin' home on a Saturday night
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| I’ve got nothin' better to do
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| Then to sit here and play with myself
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| Now that she’s dead
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| Betty Sue… is dead!
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| Betty Sue…
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| This song is about my girlfriend from 1953.
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| She was the hottest girl in town. |
| But nobody liked
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| Her except for me.
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| She was bitchsexual… bitchsexual (no way) bitchsexual (heh wow)
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| There’s no such thing as a bitchsexual in 1953!
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| (Say that again)
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| There’s no such thing as a bitchsexual in 1953!
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| She died yesterday (oh… oh) in a car wreck (oh… oh)
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| Looking at her playboy… and now she’s dead!
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| She died yesterday (oh… oh) in a car wreck (oh… oh)
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| A large price to pay to be a pervert
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| Betty Sue… is dead!
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| Betty Sue…
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| … to be a pervert!
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| Betty Sue… is dead!
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| Betty Sue is dead.
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| Oh yeah she’s one dead girl! |