Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Friggin' In The Riggin', artist - Anthrax.
Date of issue: 31.12.2012
Song language: English
Friggin' In The Riggin' |
It was on the good ship Venus |
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed |
And the mast, a mammoth penis |
The captain of this lugger |
He was a dirty bugger |
He wasn’t fit to shovel shit |
From one place to another |
Friggin’in the riggin' |
Friggin’in the riggin' |
Friggin’in the riggin' |
There was fuck all else to do The first mate’s name was Morgan |
By Christ, he was a gorgon |
Ten times a day he’d stop and play |
With his fuckin’organ |
The first mate’s name was Cooper |
By Christ he was a trooper. |
He jerked and jerked until he worked |
Himself into a stupor |
The second mate was Andy |
By Christ, he had a dandy |
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock |
For cumming in the brandy |
The cabin boy was Flipper |
He was a fuckin’nigger |
He stuffed his ass with broken glass |
And circumcised the skipper |
The Captain’s wife was Mabel |
To fuck she was not able |
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits |
Across the barroom table |
The Captain had a daughter |
Who fell in deep sea water |
And by her squeals we knew the eels |
Had found 'er sexual quarters |
Repeat Chorus to Fade |