| Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
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| He never worked and he never will
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| I’m gonna ride, ride, ride
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| She was coming round the bend on a red, white and blue day
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| When the coupling on the club car broke
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| She went flying through the air with her CN travel car
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| And it was ninety-seven days before she woke
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| Passengers will please refrain
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| From pheasants while the train
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| Is passing through a sanctuary park
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| Pity that for ring-necked pheasant
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| Who will find it most unpleasant
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| Even though you did it for a lark
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| She was riding the Rapido, making ninety miles an hour
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| Flying on the westbound leg
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| When the air brakes failed outside of Toronto
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| She traveled through to Winnipeg |