| Oh no, you don’t dare
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| Girl, girl, girl, I’m warning you!
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| No! |
| I think I have a crush. |
| I can’t
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| I think I’m falling for him
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| Oh no
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| Why not?
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| (sung)
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| Women have been making bad choices
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| Since the beginning of time
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| Are you gonna be another one of mine? |
| Ohh
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| Used to think you were from outer space
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| Who’s that bright-eyed guy in your place?
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| You’re kinda cute, when you’re not so shy. |
| Ohh
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| But I’ve been here before
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| Have I come back for more?
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| Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
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| You used to be so «eh»
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| A limp lackluster bore
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| But now you’re changing into something I just can’t ignore
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| Charlie, honestly
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| I’ve been hurt like this before
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| Is there really more to you
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| Than what I always thought
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| How can you surprise me anymore?
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| Ohh. |
| Ohh. |
| Ohhhhhh
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| (spoken)
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| He’s got a girlfriend, you flake!
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| Why are they only nice when they’re unavailable?!
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| (sung)
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| Don’t wanna be another star-crossed lover
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| We all know how that ends
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| I’m better off without him
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| We’re better off as friends. |
| Ohh
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| But I’ve been here before
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| Have I come back for more? |
| Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
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| Yesterday no spark
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| No heart aching allure
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| But today I’m feeling something I just can’t ignore
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| Charlie, honestly
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| I’ve been hurt like this before
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| Ohh. |
| Ohh. |
| Ohhhhhh
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| The history of wrong guys:
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| Chapter One — He’s a bum
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| Two — He’s not into you
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| Three — He’s a sleaze
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| Four — Loves the girl next door
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| Five — Loves the boy next door
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| Six — Don’t love you no more
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| Makes you insecure
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| Makes you so unsure
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| Is so immature
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| Loves his mother more
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| Or
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| Has a girlfriend named Nicola
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| …Ah
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| Charlie, honestly
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| I’ve been hurt like this before-oh-ohh
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| I can see there’s more to you
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| Than what I always thought
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| But I won’t be burned anymore. |
| Ohh. |
| Ohh. |
| Ohhhhhh
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| Hey. |
| Where you off to?
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| I’ve been executized |