Lyrics Feet on the Ground - Angry Samoans

Feet on the Ground

I’m an American, proud and strong
But wouldn’t you agree that something’s really wrong?
Hey
And I go to Washington to see what I can do
But they say, «Thanks, man, nothing’s real with you»
And I pay taxes to see what’s going on
Got relatives in Texas, but that can’t hear a sound
I think Miller stinks
My socks are in the sink
(Hmm)
And I go shopping, it’s real, real fun
But the things I buy on TV, they never, ever come
Hey
And I got a girlfriend who’s really, really neat
She picks up her clothes and lets me kiss her feet
I work my taxes to see what’s going down
And I wear black suits when I hit the town
This is how we think
This is why I drink
I’m an American, not a clown
I watch TV to get my feet on the ground
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh