| Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
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| And a couple of tra-la-la's
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| That’s how we laugh the day away
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| In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
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| Buzz buzz buzz, chirp chirp chirp
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| And a couple of la-di-da's
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| That’s how the crickets crick all day
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| In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
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| We get up at twelve and start to work at one
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| Take an hour for lunch and then at two we’re done
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| Jolly good fun!
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| Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
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| And a couple of tra-la-la's
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| That’s how we laugh the day away
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| In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
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| Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
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| That’s how we laugh the day away
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| Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
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| That’s how we laugh the day away
 | 
| In the Merry Old Land of Oz
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| Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
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| And a couple of tra-la-la's
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| That’s how we laugh the day away
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| In the Merry Old Land
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| Merry Old Land
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| Merry Old Land
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| Merry Old Land!
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| Pat pat here, pat pat there
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| And a couple of brand new straws
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| That’s how we keep you young and fair
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| In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
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| Rub rub here, rub rub there
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| Whether you’re tin or brass
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| That’s how we keep you in repair
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| In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
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| We can make a dimple smile out of a frown
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| Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?
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| Uh-huh!
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| Jolly old town!
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| Clip-clip here, clip-clip there
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| We give the roughest claws
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| That certain air of savoir-faire
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| In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
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| Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho
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| That’s how we laugh the day away
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| In the Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
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| In the Merry Old Land
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| Merry Old Land
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| Merry Old, Merry Old
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| Merry Old Land of Oz!
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| Next stop, the Wizard! |