Lyrics So Long - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Carrie Hope Fletcher

So Long

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear
I thought I might find you here
Tied to a tree, again
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Sebastian, if you don't untie me right now
I will murder you
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
If you're trying to get me to help you
You're doing a terrible job
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
So long, my freaky friend
Bad Cinderella
Who everyone avoids
Like Salmonella
You're a hellion
By the way, you're hairdo is alarming
[CINDERELLA]
You're a ferret
No one would mistake you for Prince Charming
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
So I hear
Good day
[CINDERELLA]
Oh, God
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I'll be on my way
Goodbye
[CINDERELLA]
No, please
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I teasе
[CINDERELLA]
You used to meet me herе
You never show up
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Now that I'm next in line
I've had to grow up
[CINDERELLA]
Now you're crown prince fancy pants
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I never saw that coming
[CINDERELLA]
Now of course, Your Majesty
Has lost his taste for slumming
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
As you say
So long
[CINDERELLA]
Ta-ta
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I really must go
[CINDERELLA]
Then au revoir
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA]
Although
[CINDERELLA]
How about town square?
What a frenzy there
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
You made Belleville lose the prize
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Nice handiwork
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Thank you
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Mother's in distress
You've caused quite a mess
[CINDERELLA]
Works of art can traumatize
People here are all too silly
Can nobody take a joke?
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Let's just say that really nearly
You have made the town go broke
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Everyone's a critic
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
My life's a living hell
With royal duties
Like shaking countless hands
And judging beauties
[CINDERELLA]
What a nightmare
Every day such drudgery to spoil it
I get to sweep the chimney
Once I've scrubbed out every toilet
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
You know, you use humour as a defense mechanism to stop people getting too close to you
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Ugh, you know, you use your breath as a defense mechanism to stop people from getting too close to you
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Oh
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
I'd better get home
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
How is your stepmama?
[CINDERELLA]
She lives to goad me
While dreaming of the day
She can unload me
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
You'd be hard to marry off
To some reptilian villain
[CINDERELLA]
So far every local loathsome villain is unwilling
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Lucky you
You can hold on for love to take wing
Oh, right
Love's not your thing
[CINDERELLA]
Love is just for fools
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Idiots and tools
And the criminally insane
Yes, I know your speech
That you love to preach
That you've drummed into my brain
[CINDERELLA]
Love alone destroyed my father
Mother died and broke his heart
Stepmama found love a bother
So she ripped his heart apart
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I think I better go
I've overstayed here
[CINDERELLA]
I've still got floors to scrub
This scullery maid here
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA]
Still I've lovely memories
Of all the times we've played here
[CINDERELLA]
I must say adieu to you
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
So long
Toodle-loo
[CINDERELLA]
I've no excuse
I've got to vamoose
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA]
Cheerio
Ciao ciao
For now
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Goodbye, Sebastian
[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
How I've missed Cinderella, that's a total surprise
Not at all what I expected
If I kissed Cinderella, she might blacken my eyes
On this Earth there's no one like her
And I like her