Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song By Jeeves , by - Andrew Lloyd Webber. Song from the album Unmasked: The Platinum Collection, in the genre МюзиклыBy Jeeves |
| Bertie: |
| It is patently clear |
| Any awkwardness here |
| Can be cleared up in less than a trice |
| Our identity switch |
| Who is who? |
| Which is which? |
| We’re in need of some solid advice |
| There’s a painfully simple solution |
| It’s as plain as the nose on your face |
| Bingo: |
| By Gad! |
| Gussie: |
| By Gosh! |
| Bingo: |
| By Heck! |
| Gussie: |
| By Gum! |
| Bingo: |
| By Rabbit’s Foot! |
| Gussie: |
| By Kingdom Come! |
| Bertie: |
| By all my sainted aunt believes! |
| Bingo: |
| By George! |
| Gussie: |
| By Jove |
| All: By Jeeves! |
| When we’re faced with the grind |
| Of exerting the mind |
| We’re filled with a deep sense of dread |
| Bertie: |
| «How on Earth», I hear cries |
| «Does one give exercise |
| To a thing that’s embedded in your head?» |
| Bingo: |
| What we need is a free-range consultant |
| Gussie: |
| Where on Earth do you find one of those? |
| Bertie: |
| By Hook! |
| By Crook! |
| Bingo: |
| By Way! |
| By Pass! |
| Gussie: |
| By Sea! |
| By Air! |
| Bertie: |
| By Road! |
| Bingo: |
| By Grass! |
| Gussie: |
| By Seven Dwarfs! |
| Bertie: |
| By Forty Thieves! |
| All: |
| By George! |
| By Jove! |
| By Jeeves! |
| Bertie: |
| By Shuttlecock! |
| Gussie: |
| By Croquet Hoop! |
| Bingo: |
| By Panama! |
| Bertie: |
| By Windsor Soup! |
| Gussie: |
| By all those cards tucked up his sleeve! |
| All: |
| By George! |
| By Jove! |
| By Jeeves! |
| Our collective I. Q |
| Of around Forty-Two |
| Cannot cope, to be terribly frank |
| All true leaders of men |
| Delegate now and then |
| Try to keep their minds totally blank |
| To appreciate loftier matters |
| Bingo: |
| Things that go over my head |
| Bertie: |
| By Derby Day! |
| Gussie: |
| By Nursery Tea! |
| Bingo: |
| By Moose! |
| Bertie: |
| By Spoons! |
| Gussie: |
| By Half-Past Three! |
| Bingo: |
| By every tender breast that heaves! |
| All: By George! |
| By Jove! |
| By Jeeves! |
| Bertie: |
| By Marmalade! |
| Gussie: |
| By Bowler Hat! |
| Bingo: |
| By Toothpaste tube! |
| Bertie: |
| By Burmese Cat! |
| Gussie: |
| By Baby Newts! |
| Bingo: By Autumn Leaves! |
| All: By George! |
| By Jove! |
| By Jeeves! |
| Behold how Jeeves, with sleight of hand |
| Conceives a scheme so carefully planned! |
| Even we can understand |
| If he takes it terribly slow-ly |
| Bertie: |
| By Basingstoke! |
| Bingo: |
| By Cardboard Box! |
| Gussie: |
| By Budge’s Knees! |
| Bertie: |
| By Bassett’s Socks! |
| Bingo: |
| By each that conjuror deceives! |
| All: By George! |
| By Jove! |
| By Jeeves! |
| Bertie: |
| By Jumping Jack! |
| Gussie: |
| By Easy Chair! |
| Bingo: |
| By Bain Marie! |
| Bertie: |
| By Camembert! |
| Gussie: |
| By every fruit bat in the eaves! |
| All: By George! |
| By Jove! |
| By Jeeves! |
| Bingo: |
| By Walking-Boot! |
| Gussie: |
| By Thermal Drawers! |
| Bertie: |
| By Canapes! |
| Bingo: |
| By Santa Claus! |
| Gussie: |
| By all his mighty brain achieves! |
| Bertie: |
| By every spell the master weaves! |
| All: |
| By Heck! |
| By George! |
| By Jove! |
| By Jeeves! |
| By Jeeves! |
| By Jeeves! |
| By Jeeves! |
| BY JEEVES!-- |