| SQUELCH:
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| Are you ready to begin?
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| Are you ready to get on?
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| You’re about to start out
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| On the journey of your lives
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| RAOUL:
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| (Is this some kind of joke?)
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| ONLOOKER 1:
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| (Nah, it’s a publicity stunt for that freak show on Coney!)
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| REPORTER 1:
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| (It's a front page feature, is what it is!
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| You gettin' this, Smitty?)
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| PHOTOGRAPHER:
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| (You bet’cha.)
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| GANGLE:
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| If you’re ready then get in
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| Once you’re in then we’ll get gone
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| And who knows once it goes
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| Where you’ll be when it arrives?
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| RAOUL:
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| (This is outrageous!)
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| VARIOUS:
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| It’s amazing!
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| (It's brilliant!)
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| I’m telling you, that Mr. Y is an absolute genius
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| FLECK:
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| It’s a fun house where the mirrors
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| All reflect what’s real
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| FLECK/GANGLE:
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| And reality’s as twisted
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| As the mirrors reveal
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| FLECK/GANGLE/SQUELCH:
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| And the fun is finding out what the mirrors show…
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| RAOUL:
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| (This is unacceptable! Do you hear me?! I will be taking this up with your
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| employer, whoever he is!)
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| GUSTAVE:
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| Everything and everyone
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| It’s all just how I dreamed
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| All the freaks and all the fun
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| Exactly how I dreamed!
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| And Phantasma still awaits…
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| Wonder what’s behind its gates?
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| REPORTER 1:
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| (That was somethin', wasn’t it?)
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| ONLOOKER 2:
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| (Meh, I was hoping she’d sing. Caruso sang half of Pagliacci for us when he got
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| off the boat.)
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| ONLOOKER 3:
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| (Eh, I bet she ain’t got it no more, not like the old days. Oh sure,
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| she’s pitch-perfect, but empty, inside, like the flame went out of somethin'.)
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| ONLOOKER 4:
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| (Oh, look, it’s The Rockefellers!) |