| Nineteen sixty-three
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| We’ll be fancy-free
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| Yeah, yeah!
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| We could start again
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| A better class of men
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| Find a whole new scene
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| Let’s write to Steve McQueen!
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| Yeah, yeah!
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| Isn’t he the best?
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| Bet he’s like all the rest!
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| No more bad times
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| Last year was a bitch
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| We must find new ways
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| Of scratching that itch
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| No more the fool
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| Who follows her heart
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| It’s almost New Year
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| Let’s make a new start
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| Nineteen sixty-three
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| We’ll be fancy-free
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| Yeah, yeah
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| We will hit the heights
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| Have some outrageous nights
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| We will raise our game
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| And grab our share of fame
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| Yeah, yeah!
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| Have a little spree
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| With President Kennedy!
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| No more old farts
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| With middle-aged wives
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| And no more wide boys
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| Running our lives
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| No more posh gits
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| And no more rough trade
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| We just use our heads
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| And we’ve got it made
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| Modelling jobs
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| In Paris and Rome
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| We’ll flying first-class
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| All the way home
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| Shooting a test
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| For some full-page ad
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| The cover of Vogue
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| That wouldn’t be bad!
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| Nineteen sixty-three
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| We’ll be on TV
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| Yeah, yeah
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| We will make our names
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| Twelve months of fun and games
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| Wear a low-cut dress
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| Our pictures in the press
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| Yeah, yeah
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| Chauffeured limousine
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| From Playboy Magazine
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| No more bad times
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| Last year was a bitch
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| We must find new ways
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| Of scratching that itch
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| No more the fool
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| Who follows our hearts
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| It’s almost New Year
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| Let’s make a new start
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| No more bad times
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| Last year was a bitch
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| We must find new ways
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| Of scratching that itch
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| No more the fool
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| Who follows our hearts
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| It’s almost New Year
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| Let’s make a new start
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| (Mockingly)
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| We’ve never had it so good
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| We’ve never had it so often
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| We’re gonna do what we never could
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| (As the song moves towards its climax, JOHNNY EDGECOMBE appears outside in the
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| Mews. |
| He saunters towards the front door and pauses there, clearly hearing the
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| girls as the song approaches its joyous conclusion. |
| He leans against the
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| doorbell, cutting them off in mid-flow
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| Inside the house, CHRISTINE and MANDY look at each other, shocked.
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| Then, as EDGECOMBE keeps ringing, CHRISTINE starts to move towards the door.)
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| (laughing)
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| Wait! |
| It’s Charlie!
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| What?
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| Christine! |
| I know you’re in there!
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| For God’s sake, don’t tell him I’m here!
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| (MANDY edges back to the window and opens it.)
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| Johnny?
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| Where’s Christine? |
| I need to talk to her!
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| (laughing)
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| She’s at the hairdressers, Johnny! |
| She’s having her hair done!
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| No, she ain’t! |
| She’s there!
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| She is, Johnny! |
| I promise you!
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| Fucking liar!
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| Oh my God! |
| Christine, he’s got a gun!
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| (EDGECOMBE fires. Both girls scream and CHRISTINE throws herself to the floor.
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| She and MANDY try to scramble under one of the sofas, which is however too
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| close to the door to be able to accommodate them, though in their panic they
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| continue to try to squeeze under it. |
| Meanwhile, EDGECOMBE keeps firing.)
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| Jesus, Christine, now what?! |