Lyrics NOT SYRUP TWO - Anarchy

NOT SYRUP TWO

Call me Alex Hellor Highwater the way I get no pussy
I went to femboy hooters and my dick turned to a bussy
Call me Alistair Hynes because I’m very pushy
Call me Saint Lazare cause my rhyme schemes make no sense
My Rubik’s cube solve time has gone down by 15 seconds
I’ll show it you later its too early in my verse
Call me damienfarron cause my memory is so bad
Hillary Clinton was the best US president
I got stuck on writing and NIKHEDONIA wouldn’t help me
My voice is really deep, ha
My mum asked me who Joe is and I couldn’t tell her because that’s her
Call me propane 'cause I’m on a fucking watch list
I went to primary school at ****** **** *******
My address is ************* road
I work at ******* ***** ****
My national insurance number is PG ** ** **
Day 'n' night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
Just scammed Zelika out of Universal Credit
Ben Shapiro blocked me OK now this is epic
Anthony Fantano said COCKAHOLICS are bad
He was found dead with a broom in his ass
COCKAHOLICS lives ****
They’re at university getting a music degree
Iain Parry’s flat number’s ***
And by the way the flat’s in ******
Killed seven children one bullet I call that a collat
She was a pancake the way that her ass is fucking flat
I just scammed a fat dude, he was fat
Sounded like a standing ovation when he made it clap
Smack my dad with a PS3 controller
Scammed a single mom named Deborah out of her Toyota Corolla
Scammed a single mom and then she cried about it on Facebook
Robbed an ugly fat bitch I think her name was Brooke
I don’t really care though 'cause I commited arson in seven countries
Scammed a hype beast and then I sold his shoes for money
Robbed a starving family I don’t care if they’re hungry
By the way COCKAHOLICS address is 24, The Green, Coventry
Also it’s CV16 YUS, okay, you’re welcome y’all, goodbye