| I’m hip, I’m no square
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| I’m alert, I’m awake, I’m aware
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| I’m on top of everything
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| Makin' the rounds, diggin' the sounds
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| I rock a jumpsuit and a lengthy bang ‘cause I’m hip
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| I dig, I’m in step
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| When it was hip to be hep, I was hep
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| Pabst Blue Ribbon in a can
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| Strummin' gaily my ukulele
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| Follow me on Instagram ‘cause I’m hip
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| If I prattle too fast on my edgy podcast
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| Then it’s my bad
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| Every Saturday night using tumblr and Skype
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| On my iPad
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| I’m too much, I read blogs
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| I wear locally-sourced vegan clogs
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| When I hang around the flea
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| Artisanal duck served from a truck
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| And farmed organically
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| I don’t drip, don’t trip, ‘cause I’m hip
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| I’m hip, I’m alive
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| I enjoy any joint where there’s jive
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| I’m on top of every trend
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| Hey, check out my show on Vimeo
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| I’m hip, I’m alive
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| I enjoy any joint where there’s jive
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| I’m on top of every trend
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| Hey, check out my show on Vimeo
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| ‘Cause I’m hip
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| I’m hip but I’m not weird
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| Like you notice, I don’t have a beard
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| My beard made me look like a dude
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| Just keepin' it real, facial hair’s no big deal |
| If beards are your bag I don’t mean to be rude
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| ‘Cause I’m hip
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| I tweet from my bike
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| I knit sweaters for tykes sold on Etsy
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| Collect my own eggs
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| From my prize heirloom hens, Jean and Betsy
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| Yeah, I’m cool as a cuke
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| I’m a cat, I’m a card, I’m a kook
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| I draw zombie cartoons
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| Rang a dang dang
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| It ain’t no thang
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| Girl, don’t trip
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| It’s just me, yeah I’m hip
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| Hey, I’m hip
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| What it is, I’m hip
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| Skoo ba do da ba hip
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| Yeah, you know it girl
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| Word
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| Word to your mother |