Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Never Fall in Love with an Elf , by - Amy SpangerRelease date: 31.10.2011
Song language: English
Never Fall in Love with an Elf |
| He’s several hours late |
| The skyline’s growing dim |
| While others deck the halls |
| You dream of decking him |
| My choice in men has always been |
| Pathetic, I suppose |
| The guy who stole my credit cards |
| The guy who tried on my clothes |
| And so a row of self-help books |
| Line my bedroom shelf |
| Well there’s one rule those books forgot |
| You never fall in love with an elf |
| His endless talk of Christmas Town |
| Will test your every nerve |
| Still, he’s kinda cute, I guess |
| Well, if you grade on a curve |
| And though you vowed you’d never sing |
| Just look at yourself |
| You’re halfway through a Christmas song |
| Called «Never Fall in Love with an Elf» |
| The holidays will seem bittersweet |
| While you’re alone in bed |
| But how can one girl ever compete |
| With a magic fat guy in a flying sled? |
| Go ask a hundred single girls |
| From here Philadel… phia |
| They’ll say it’s clear as day |
| You’re in for sleepness nights |
| If you date a guy |
| Who has a thing for tights |
| Oh, never fall in love |
| Never fall in love |
| Never |
| Fall in |
| Love |
| With an |
| Elf |
| It’s as clear as a jinglebell |
| If you are single |
| Well, don’t fall in love with an elf |