| Funk Pimpin', that’s my game
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| And more Funk Pimpin', whatever I say go
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| They know—if not, they gon' find out
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| Pipe down, on my treat, they get the buyout
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| It’s my house, it ain’t built with sticks and rocks
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| The big bad wolf tickets won’t blow the bricks apart
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| Interception, I’m gone, ‘bout 50 yards
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| No field goal, go home and kick some rocks
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| They get distraught trying to switch the mark
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| I know where I put the shit down, my shit’s the bomb
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| Let’s go, death hole, stretch your, limbs out
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| Like Plastic Man, and launch they ass like elastic bands
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| That’s a slingshot; |
| everything I bring hot
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| One touch will melt their ass just like a Ring Pop
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| Only the chosen few get into the mode I use
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| They be overused, therefore, they’re just disposable
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| Ice cup with the roof on top of your house
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| That’s a trash can, last stand, they knock a man out
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| Surrogate parent, it’s apparent I’m sonnin' ‘em now
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| Check the calendar, Father’s Day, you honor me now
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| Don’t get lost in the glow, the glamour, the glitz
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| You just work here, you don’t know who the manager is
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| Don’t get lost in the glow, the glamour, the glitz
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| Better steer clear, all you gon' do is crash in the whip
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| Don’t get lost in the glow, the glamour, the glitz
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| You’ll get nowhere if you don’t quit that crap that you kick
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| If God appear and bestow some miraculous twist
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| Then you could cheer and you hold up your rappin' to this
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| Nowhere man, all you was was a troll of The Beatles
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| Think you hold the world on your shoulders, you know that you’re feeble
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| Very funny, dummy, think you cold but no one believe you
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| Come visit to the North Pole, you know it’ll freeze you (AH-CHOO)
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| That’s sub-zero; |
| tried too hard to be a weirdo, that ain’t really you
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| No sense of style, I sense your style is false
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| Something fishy, I could pick up the scent for miles
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| Infantile, what I expect from a simple child
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| And you can see how we different now
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| This is how it’s done, I don’t give a fuck what they mouth run
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| It’s not about how they front, it’s about the outcome
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| How dumb can they all remain?
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| Left back, they can’t walk the stage
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| What they call a game, I play hard and score the most
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| They give theirself extra points for lower goals
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| I don’t know, what’s the point, they showboat
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| Perpetratin' like they rich—you know you broke
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| And you know it’s true, I can see the hoe in you
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| Pimped by the bandwagon, do what they told you to
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| Don’t get lost in the glow, the glamour, the glitz
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| You just work here, you don’t know who the manager is
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| Don’t get lost in the glow, the glamour, the glitz
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| Better steer clear, all you gon' do is crash in the whip
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| Sit back, grandstanding, you don’t know you old news
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| And you thinking you so cool—no, fool
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| I’m going hard, no regard
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| ‘Cause fools be thinking they bigger they are—Napoleon Bonaparte
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| They going far out their comfort zone
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| They get blown apart, hemoglobin and bone shards
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| Stormy weather, better go get an umbrella
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| Or get hit by some fella’s guts sailing
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| Beat chunks cover the street up
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| Gotta wait for trash day for the clean-up
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| That’s what happens when Funk Pimp come home
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| And why they call him Funk Pimpin'? |
| I manipulate the tones
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| I make the flows the walk the track; |
| yeah, I’m all of that
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| Invest a dollar in yourself and get five dollars back
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| Holla back… DZL
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| Don’t get lost in the glow, the glamour, the glitz
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| You just work here, you don’t know who the manager is
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| Don’t get lost in the glow, the glamour, the glitz
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| Better steer clear, all you gon' do is crash in the whip
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| Don’t get lost in the glow, the glamour, the glitz
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| You’ll get nowhere if you don’t quit that crap that you kick
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| If God appear and bestow some miraculous twist
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| Then you could cheer and you hold up your rappin' to this…
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| You may think you have profound revelations
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| Only to discover later that they are none too profound
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| (Ooh yeah) |