| I sat down to watch the game
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| My wife came in, she’d found my cocaine
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| I tore out her eyes
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| Now she can’t find my supplies or much else
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| Oh, what a perfect wife
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| Love of my life
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| She sang along to CCR
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| I smashed her face into the VCR
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| I choked her till her tongue was hanging
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| Then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
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| Oh, what a tasteless wife
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| Love of my…
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| Don’t say a word, my darling
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| I know how you feel
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| It’s been years since I have looked at you this way
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| And if I’ve hurt you
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| Please forgive me
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| Love makes you do funny things
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| Her playing the piano
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| Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
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| I took her little fingers
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| As a souvenir of her playing
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| Oh, what a talented wife
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| Love of my life
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| Coming home from work one day
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| My wife had found a way to rig the door
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| Shotgun pointed towards me
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| Trigger pulled and my body lying on the floor
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| Oh, what a talented wife
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| And the last thing she said to me was:
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| Don’t say a word, my darling
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| I know how you feel
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| It’s been years since I have looked at you this way
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| And if I’ve hurt you
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| Please forgive me
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| Love makes you do funny things |