| I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
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| See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
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| I’m crying.
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| Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
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| Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
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| Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
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| I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
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| I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo
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| Mister City Policeman sitting
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| Pretty little policemen in a row.
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| See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
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| I’m crying, I’m crying.
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| I’m crying, I’m crying.
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| Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
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| Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
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| Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
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| I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
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| I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo
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| Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
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| If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
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| From standing in the English rain.
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| I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
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| I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo ca coo coo cachoo
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| Expert text pert choking smokers,
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| Don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
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| See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
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| See how they snide.
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| I’m crying.
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| Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
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| Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
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| Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
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| I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
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| I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo ca coo coo cachoo. |
| Coo coo cachou ca coo. |