| Ask me how do I feel
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| Ask me now that we’re cozy and clinging
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| Well, sir, all I can say
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| Is if I were a bell I’d be ringing
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| From the moment we kissed tonight
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| That’s the way I just got to behave
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| Boy, if I were a lamp I’d light
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| Or if I were a banner I’d wave
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| Ask me how do I feel
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| Little me with my quiet upbringing
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| Well, sir, all I can say
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| Is if I were a gate I’d be swinging
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| And if I were a watch I’d start
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| Popping my spring
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| Or if I were a bell
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| I’d go ding dong ding dong ding
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| Ask me how do I feel
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| From this chemistry lesson I’m learning
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| Well, sir, all I can say
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| Is if I were a bridge I’d be burning
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| Yes, I knew my moral would crack
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| From the wonderful way that you looked
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| Boy, if I were a duck I’d quack
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| Or if I were a goose I’d be cooked
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| Ask me how do I feel
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| Ask me now that we’re fondly caressing
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| Pal, if I were a salad
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| I know I’d be splashing my dressing
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| Or if I were a season, I’d surely be spring
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| Or if I were a bell
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| Yes, if I were a bell, if I were a bell
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| I’d go ding dong ding dong ding |